David Zack

So we should all start referring to Roberts as Madame Chief Justice until he gets it?

To be fair, zero is a level nobody has ever seen before.

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Prosecution an hour from now:

Turns out, they are indeed being fed sandwiches...

Is it jury tampering if they're fed sandwiches?

She's fantastic.

I did not know a judge's orders were just suggestions. This should work out great for DOJ...

If they're suing for the dry cleaning cost, this is good for the defense...

Seems like an admission that she wasn't legitimately appointed and the Comey and James indictments need to be dismissed....

I didn't hear no....

We all know. Problem is the people who are supposed to do something about it are coconspirators.

Seems like filling a lawsuit might be a sound investment.

Guess I'm illegal, too...

But other than that?

When someone doesn't show up to their job for a month, they've quit. Democrats now hold the majority. Reopen and start an impeachment vote.

I laughed, I learned, I liked.

Thanks, @muellershewrote.com!

Yeah, that was rhetorical :)

That bathroom is hideous. Also, who paid for it?

THAT must be why they wear those masks...

Do people think he's going to show up? I have my doubts...

Seems like they've resigned. Which means you're the majority. Let's open the doors and start impeaching....

Boy, he is really going to not enjoy the Hague.

So start issuing bench warrants.

The day one of these reporters responds "No, YOU don't know anything about it, old man" will be a very good day.

I think we all know what they're doing.

Did anybody else notice it's magically gone from a $200 million project to $250? What's another 50 mil on a project that's already 180 more than it should be?

"I declare bankruptcy!!!!"

It's truly amazing how so many people with a platform have instantly regressed to having the communication skills of a child. This eye-roll comment is right up there with last week's "your mom" retort....

He's enough of a king that he can open the Mall but not the government. Makes sense.