— 𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐢.

Yeah I'd punch his face.

He says stupid shit all the time

... Uh, no. He's not old. His hair's just white.

Not for me, you dumbass.

Lemme have one.

. Huh? Which one?

Shut the FUCK up

What.

[ Saw a cat on the street and got really emotional because he didn't have anything on hand to feed it ]

Akihiko: I see, so that's her preference.

He genuinely, genuinely pisses me off

girl whatever

Your existence hurts them.

[ Thankfully it's a pretty big portion. He was prepared for this. ]

Thanks Yuri Quote Bot.

you can do whatever you want shinjiro aragaki

I'm bisexual by the way

Would it be disrespectful if I reposted the Yuri Quote Bot as a man

] shinjiro would never stand to let anyone go hungry like that . shes like a little doggy to him now .

[ He tucks a napkin into the front of her shirt and puts a fork and a knife into each of her hands, before sliding the plate over to her. He figures she'd just go at it with her hands and make a mess of herself if he didn't. ]

Don't eat too fast. You'll make yourself sick.

[ Another epic cooking montage for Tenna. He clearly knows exactly what he's doing. By the time he's finished, you could take one look at the results and believe that a world-famous chef had been here. ]

I got experience. Stay put. Won't take me too long.

Steak n' potatoes. Gotcha.

[ He's already pulling things out before he's even finished speaking. ]

Sure can. That all?

[ Sitting her down on the kitchen counter. Which is where they are now dont question him. Its fine. ]

Pick somethin' and I'll make it.

[ Scooping her up like a kitten??? No hesitation????? ]

] i saw "havent had a proper meal" and shinjiro aragaki took over my body sorry

Well, why don't we fix that.

] dont underestimate him man he'll start trying to care for some weird little fucked up freak of a thing

The Fucking What?

] shinjiro, thinking: no clean water probably means no good balanced meals. this is serious i have to intervene