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@hiddeneyebags.bsky.social

a parody account, as mentioned in the pinned, penned by umbre โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ ๐ŸŒŠ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ took some inspiration from other profiles, all support is appreciated. ๐Ÿ— mdni lewd dni

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Me after a single beer: Do you guys ever feel sorta ... empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Jongler: You'se probablys just a husk Boss

Pluey: ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜น๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽท๐Ÿšจโ€ผ๏ธ

30.12.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// umbre

(i've noticed that is the case, yes, very very quotable indeed)

03.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OOC : // Just so we can avoid a repeat of what happened a couple of months ago, I wanna say -- if you find someone's NSFW alt and they DID NOT share it with you, or publicly advertise it, please keep your lips shut. Do not brag about it on the timeline or to them. Move on and keep it to yourself.

02.02.2026 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i suppose it's true, isn't it..?

( mouth open, with intent, like she wants to do something but is reluctant... before sighing, delivering a quick kiss to the others forehead, still petting, her hands are nearly perfect for petting purposes. )

so, um... do you want for me to keep going, or...?

03.02.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// umbre

(cuphead and mugman vs beavis and butthead??)

03.02.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

d'aww, i could just place a sweet kiss on your forehead.

( still petting, scritching their chin, blushing as well... her blush is a pastel yellow. )

very, very cute.. like a big fluffy cat, but, without the fluffy part.

03.02.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// umbre

(assuming battat is game accurate size here , coral is a giant compared to that)

03.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( she welcomes the dice lady leaning into her, giving a soft cackle before continuing the pet. )

is this a good way to calm you down...? that's pretty cute...

there, there.

( coral looks around for somewhere to sit, she's quite tall compared to battat, so sitting down could be better. )

03.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if i didn't mean it, i probably wouldn't say it...

( coral tries to hold herself back, before slowly petting Battat, scritches on the chin and all... mumbling a little. )

what the hell am i doing...?? (๐Ÿ’ฆ)

03.02.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// umbre

(new quote bot made by yours truly)

03.02.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i NEED yuri.

03.02.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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most of the stress i experience takes a physical form of mass and it all goes down to my butt.

pretty neat.

03.02.2026 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

relatable.

03.02.2026 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what's all this talk about ... houses.

03.02.2026 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you're a D20 and your personality is so interesting, i think it's safe to say you are very special in a good way.

( chuckling a little, she would like to pet the dice lady for comfort, but maybe that would be too much. )

not sure what else to say, sorry, dear... (๐Ÿ’ง)

03.02.2026 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mean, i'll take any other pretty girl, actually.

03.02.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wish i could be living in a yuri fanfiction made by a really talented writer in ao3 where i'm happy forever with the love of my life being a pretty polygonal girl.

03.02.2026 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that pippins lady is very sweet and cute... very adorable.

02.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sometimes it just takes a little bit of creativity to understand how.

02.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guessed it at the judgemental part.

( she sighs, looking away for a second.. )

doesn't that mean you're unique, though? i don't think it's because they're ... assholes, i think they're just jealous because you're more special than they will ever be.

we're all unique, in our own ways.

02.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// umbre

(follow my new account yall. and probably last one too, i'm not exactly an organized person so i don't tend to have that same level of writing when i make a thousand accounts)

02.02.2026 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// umbre

(sorry battat mun had to fix the grammar mistake)

02.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... you okay?

( coral seems to notice battats discomfort, looking at the other with a concerned expression. )

ahh.. sorry... you must relate to that in some way..? i mean, i know people who tend to have that same experience, being hated for no reason at all. (๐Ÿ’ง)

02.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how... indubitably adorable.

( pet pet. )

02.02.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't text on your test!! Also I got outvoted so we got curly fries instead of waffle :(

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info below

02.02.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// umbre

(it shall be considered, i like gg)

02.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// umbre

(ckc = cool kid cody fyi)

02.02.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// umbre

(pie introduced me to ckc, watched some videos on it, should i make a quotebot dedicated to ckc quotes? it has some pretty good ones in my opinion, and i want to do it)

02.02.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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