˹ ˝ Reigen Arataka ˝ ˼

Just a feeling I had, the great psychic I am. ✨️

{ 💭 It's a partial truth, but mainly because she reminds me of Mob. }

I thought I felt a hint of potential within you ...

Ohh, well.

...

{ 💭 This guy's totally creeping me out ... what's with the sudden demeanor change ?! }

I mean, not EVERY ghost. Usually just bad ones causing issues for others. Mob... he's real soft.

That wassss.

A test. To see if you could tell the difference. They were actually a human.

So, a dead guy. This'll be easy then.

Exorcising the evil spirits, obviously.

The scary you, is what I mean.

It's a living. I help lots of people.

{ Unfortunately, he's a fraud. The least fraudulent fraud of all frauds, but still... fraud. }

I see. Any backstory?

I think I've made an enemy.

{{ this is just "mob psycho subplot" and its so fuckkng funny

So, how far IS your house?

{ Routine exorcism. He doesn't need Mob, right? }

Reigen Arataka, the GREATEST psychic of the 21st century.

{ Flashing a smile. And a business card. }

a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie reaching out his hand ALT: a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie reaching out his hand

{ Another decisive victory for the great Reigen Arataka ! }

Which Mokou?

GETAWAY SALT SPLAAAAASHHHH !!!!

{ 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙎 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙍𝙀𝙄𝙂𝙀𝙉'𝙎 𝙎𝙋𝙀𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙇 𝙈𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙎 where he throws table salt into the face of someone scaring him, and using the diversion to get him and his ally away ! }

{ Ahem. }

Alright, I think I've come to a conclusion.

Yeah, yeah. Lead the way.

I'm not even that OLD. They're 20 something too. Are THEY old?

Wh -- GEEZER ?!

I'll have you know I'm only 28! Respect your elders, why don't you ?!

{ Really slowly walking up to the Other Mokou and sweating profusely. }

{ 💭 DON'T GO BEHIND ME, I'M SCARED TOO !!!! }

Ah. A-Ahem. Not to worry. I've got the solution.

It's --

{ 💭 Think, Reigen, THINK! That brat's not even glaring at you and YOU'RE getting creeped out !!! }

-- CLEARLY a spirit mimicking your appearance.

Of course. Nothing less from the greatest psychic in the 21st century. ✨️

Art by papagelidisxd

Is that you? As a kid?

Please don't kill them, that's bad.

{ Looking back and forth really fast }