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putting my brain in a blender ( xy • 30↑ • they/them ) sometimes sweaty about idv unfortunately. ✨ mains: ⚓️ + 💉 + ⛓️ 📍 carrd: hiiragi.carrd.co 📍 site: chandelure.nekoweb.org tags: #xyjournal • #xycook • #xysite

733 Followers  |  137 Following  |  2,227 Posts  |  Joined: 13.06.2023  |  1.565

Latest posts by chandelure.bsky.social on Bluesky


looking at nice fanart of richard sterling is negatively impacting my mental health. like how dare netease bring him into existence

23.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon opossum is standing on its hind legs with the words `` peace out '' written on the bottom . ALT: a cartoon opossum is standing on its hind legs with the words `` peace out '' written on the bottom .
22.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

first novel i've finished in a while too! i'm about halfway through poisonwood bible so hoping to finish that soon

21.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i finished nnedi okorafor's "who fears death" and wow... what a book

21.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Drew Thancred in that one jacket.
It reminds me of his HW fit!

#Thancred #ffxivart

29.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 325    🔁 161    💬 1    📌 0
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani will announce on Wednesday that he has directed New York City agencies to restart the process of sweeping homeless encampments in after a pause earlier in his tenure, replacing the Police Department with the Department of Homeless Services as lead of the effort. nyti.ms/4rSPxGT

18.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 67    🔁 16    💬 8    📌 28
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made fan art for my favourite horror movie

18.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 7635    🔁 2848    💬 59    📌 64

put three extroverts at a table (and our poor introverted colleague) and you chat for hours. this is the first time we've all had a meal together but it was really nice to talk to other east asams about life stuff

18.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i went out for lny with my east asian american coworkers last night and we stayed out until like 10pm chatting. i had a really good time but i'm too old for this on a weekday night with work the next day

18.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

augh i feel that, i wonder if there's an hk equivalent of swappa (like ebay but only for secondhand electronics) or tech selling subreddits

18.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i sell on mercari and always handwrite thank you notes to include in the packages and it's so cute when buyers mention it in their reviews 😭

18.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i bit the bullet and bought a new laptop because of all this news -- i think it's a good idea to replace now especially with how old your devices are (like, it's a reasonable time to get newer ones lol)

18.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

17.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 6700    🔁 1510    💬 36    📌 3

新年快樂,恭喜發財!祝你們幸福 🔥🐴

17.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 17647    🔁 6090    💬 231    📌 178
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howl’s many faces
(tattoo flash design)

15.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 1776    🔁 488    💬 5    📌 1
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juking geisha 🫨

16.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Plate of fried shimeji mushrooms coated in salted duck yolk sauce.

Plate of fried shimeji mushrooms coated in salted duck yolk sauce.

#xycook bad pic but winged salted yolk mushrooms for the first time because i was craving it... it was pretty good if i say so myself lol

16.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hospital says MSF issued statements that 'misrepresent facts, mirror narratives historically used to justify' attacks

Hospital says MSF issued statements that 'misrepresent facts, mirror narratives historically used to justify' attacks

Hospital says MSF issued statements that 'misrepresent facts, mirror narratives historically used to justify' attacks https://aje.news/6rsy4j

15.02.2026 12:30 — 👍 37    🔁 83    💬 1    📌 2

someone on the internet: writes a well-articulated and thoughtful comment with proper grammar, capitalization, and use of em dashes

someone inevitably in the replies: why did you write this with ai?

14.02.2026 05:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i need to fucking fistfight outlook WHYYYYY would you have an email client render based off MICROSOFT WORD?

13.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Digital drawing of a pink heart-shaped box that says “OOPS…ALL BUGS. assorted chocolates” on the cover with colorful bug-shaped chocolates inside.

Digital drawing of a pink heart-shaped box that says “OOPS…ALL BUGS. assorted chocolates” on the cover with colorful bug-shaped chocolates inside.

got you some chocolates. don’t worry about the title

12.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 6280    🔁 2184    💬 64    📌 30

no unfortunately :( decided to go to animenyc instead

12.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nvm it's not a bonus but given to everyone!! money!!

12.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG i forgot about the address part... is your phone number still the same?

12.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!

itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

12.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 3361    🔁 2339    💬 16    📌 57

i may have gotten another bonus 👁️👄👁️ i'm not 100% sure cus my hr portal isn't updated but i got a notification of an additional deposit from my workplace.......

12.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

found some commission sites for chinese artists... scoob i'm in trouble

12.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

11.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 10759    🔁 2030    💬 52    📌 24
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Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

10.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 12812    🔁 6995    💬 381    📌 864

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