Cale

A black and white selfie of me, a man with short dark hair and a beard winking.

This Monday has me feeling like I’m about to implode like the dying star that I am, but you can have this #mcm post before that happens.

So sayeth the prophet. All hail Punxsutawney Phillip!

Do I make my second cup of coffee regular instead of decaf today? I think I do…

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🤭 The adult males usually have antlers.

It’s not… but it’s still cool you go to see one from a respectful distance! 🤩

The prophet has spoken.

A groundhog

it is his day

*proceeds to get up on the hydra’s back*

Well I was going to, but now that you told me to I don’t wanna.

Whaaaat!!!?

The way I had totally forgotten about her and her singing videos! This post sent me somewhere. 😭

She did totally deserve a Grammy though. Robbed.

🤣

Brb, getting high and eating a fat ass burger.

A lead in the snow. The leaf’s stem is in the snow and 3 grooves in the snow form perfect circles around the leaf, as if the leaf had been rotated.

I thought this leaf in the snow was pretty cool.

Synonym rolls and coffee for breakfast. 😋

Good morning ☕️

I tried to sleep in a little but my cats started bullying me into going to feed them.

I 👏 NEED 👏 TO 👏 GO 👏 TO 👏 BED 👏

I want to go to bed but these people won’t get out of my house.

Social battery: 🪫

You looks so cute, tho! 😍🥰

Every fit needs a horn, tbh. A horn is appropriate for any occasion

Your armor is so cool! 🤩

When you try to be quiet while walking through a room so you don’t wake someone up but all of your joints start popping really loudly with every step because you’re 33 years old and decrepit as fuck.

How handsome! 😍 The haircut looks great. 💙

Good morning ☕️

Drank enough beer to fill up our recycling bin but I’m, blessedly, not super hungover today. Hail Satan. 🫶

That sweater is gay.

I love it. 🫶

Remembering to close the door to pee when you have company over.

Thank you. 👉👈💙

Thank you!! 🥰

A mirror selfie of me. A man with short brown hair and a beard wearing a yellow and black flannel winking.

Hi. Idk.

I’m currently watching it. It’s alright.