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@jourdanzz.bsky.social

autistic • humanist • thinking about thinking 24/7 • beyoncé loves me & solange hugged me ❤︎

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a woman in a green dress is blowing a kiss while wearing a ring ALT: a woman in a green dress is blowing a kiss while wearing a ring

Okay great! Everything’s working properly.

Apologies to everyone for being afk. I’ve upgraded some things as well so more posts related to the feed should be visible and won’t be capped at 100 posts per day.

21.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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just a test post

#beyhive

21.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Icl, I forgot about this app.

But hi, hello to any and everyone who sees this!

It took me two days to remember my password…it’s saved now!

20.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ticketmaster YOU will crumble…count your fuckin days @ticketmaster.com

19.02.2025 19:48 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Why is it always when you’re listening to your favorite song in the car that’s when niggas always wanna call you omg LEAVE ME TF ALONEEEEE

19.01.2025 20:41 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Happy New Year 🫶🏽✨

01.01.2025 06:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Alright @netflix.com the reception for the stream seems to be going well for now

25.12.2024 18:41 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Oh- how…thoughtful 😭

Idk, this Luigi guy is so unserious (aside from being dangerous)

11.12.2024 18:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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SHOOK #BeyHive

11.12.2024 15:22 — 👍 57    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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BEYONCÉ.

Halftime of Ravens vs. Texans. Kickoff at 4:30PM ET. Christmas Day on Netflix

11.12.2024 15:32 — 👍 689    🔁 198    💬 21    📌 117
Welcome to #BeyHive

Welcome to #BeyHive

#BeyHive top 5 members for 12/6/2024 are @skittlesandcake.beyhive.social @talktokingjames.bsky.social @beynerhivexo.beyhive.social @mathewnoknowles.bsky.social @cutiecamille.bsky.social

06.12.2024 17:07 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

A TOUR WITH SZA!!!! #Kendrick #music

03.12.2024 15:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Goodmorning hottiehive! ❤️‍🔥x🐝#Bluesky

03.12.2024 15:04 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Typing “stope” instead of “stop” was my last straw. @bsky.app, please help me with my typing errors 🙏🏽

Cause idk how many more typos I can make before I lose my mind!

03.12.2024 14:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning 🩵🩵

03.12.2024 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning 💕

03.12.2024 13:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well it was either hot or cold, I made a reasonable decision and chose cold for everyone.

I do not like the heat! But I love to go sledding 🤭

03.12.2024 13:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morninggggggggggg everyone! I hope you have a beautiful day today!

Except for those that wished for cold weather, you demons have the day you deserve 🫶🏾

03.12.2024 13:21 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0

I attempted to but on my screen protector, but it didn’t go as plannned.

I’ll just let T-Mobile do it next time 🚶🏽

03.12.2024 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking about hiding all the pens in everyone’s offices because it’s Tuesday

03.12.2024 13:46 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 1

Do it 🤭

See, this is the type of stuff I enjoy reading on the skyline!

Also, good morning 🥰💕

03.12.2024 13:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A scam 👇🏽

If y’all ever receive a DM similar to the post I’m quoting, ignore it- actually, block them.

They do this on the other app too. But over here, we’re not falling for the BS.

03.12.2024 13:43 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I updated my pfp to the second photo but as it’s cropped into a circle you mostly see Solange in the photo

It’s funny because the original pic cuts off a very small portion of my face so it looks like I popped my head into HER selfie 😂

Idk, ima sleep on it- maybe I’ll keep this pfp or switch to me

02.12.2024 03:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“stope” o m g-

I really need an edit feature on this app 💀

30.11.2024 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a reason (actually, multiple) that I display my disability in my bio…so ppl know there may be miscommunication or misinterpretation when interacting with me.

Just start with “Hello!” or “How are you?” Not whatever tf I just read…

Mkay- gonna stope here to avoid what I just spared everyone.

30.11.2024 06:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I just spared the skyline from a long ass thread. And that’s on #selfawareness 🙂‍↕️☝🏽

Cause b*tch, I almost skeeted a whole rant about a DM I received yesterday on this app.

I came here for peace not harassment.

Idgaf…

If it stresses me, it’s harassment in my book.

I encourage ppl to read my bio.

30.11.2024 06:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🖤⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

14.11.2024 15:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

youtu.be/y_tQCj4i4qw

22.11.2024 12:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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🤍

24.11.2024 16:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I hope everyone had a great plate of food today #Blacksky 🫶🏽

29.11.2024 02:45 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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