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I love them. Also I am suggesting a mango caiman. Thank you for your time.

Applegator & Bananadile Lovely Sticker Book 8.27 in by 5.83 in 50 Blank Reusable Sticker Pages Applegator and Bananadile on a pink background surrounded by hearts, bananas and apples.

For #wednesdayweeklies, here is what I have been working on!!! Another stickerbook design featuring THE BOYFRIENDS APPLEGATOR AND BANANADILE!

🍎🐊🍌

(still working on it, not quite ready for pre-orders yet but stay tuned!)

[ #artsky #art #ocsky ]

a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible Alt: Mark Cuban wearing a suit in an episode of Shark Tank, sitting in a leather arm chair with a notebook on his lap. Raises his eyebrows in surprise and interest and quickly begins to write notes in the book.

Interesting....

Solipsism is a blight on humanity.

You cannot simultaneously hold "Abolish ICE" as a political stance & browbeat people to dedicate their support for blue ghouls like Gavin Newsom who, in conversation with *Ben Shapiro* of all people, said that he doesn't want to abolish ICE.

Whet.

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

Congratulations to Olympic Champion and Magic player Amber Glenn for an outstanding weekend at the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Games! 🥇

#TeamUSA #MTG #OlympicWinterGames

Once again wotc completely ignores brawl, leaving it to be a wasteland of awful interactions and ban worthy cards. Seriously, just pay Amazonian to rebalance the format for you. It will be worthwhile.

Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.

The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said

A drawing of a man's head popping out of a guillotine saying "as an entrepreneur you know, I'm always thinking about the long game. Sure this is a setback now, today, but big picture- I've been knocked down before and I get back up, I just gotta figure out how to turn this to my advantage. Success is a mindset."

head 5

I mostly stuff communist propaganda in my videos because I believe in the promise & results of those theories in practice, & that only through such liberatory praxis will we build a better tomorrow. But I also do it because I *know* it annoys the shit out of a few hundred really unlikable people.

People defending billionaires at this stage are giving "temporarily embarrassed inclusion in the Epstein files"

This always goes through my head when chuds try to make something terrible and soul-destroying seem appealing.
There’s no need to argue with these dorks. Living a pleasant life full of love and ignoring their silly-goosery is the best approach.

Mark Poole Playmat Collection Limited Edition, Extended Art, Officially Licensed Magic: the Gathering Playmats and Prints by the world renowned Mark Poole

Super happy to share a brand new kickstarter for the art of classic Magic artist Mark Poole, care of @originalmagicart.bsky.social! Poole, of course is the artist behind the original Counterspell and Birds of Paradise, and is my platonic ideal of magic art.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ori...

I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!

I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!

Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!

Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc

You know I had to support the homie so I’ll be giving away the “Demon Slayer” TTJ Playmat and a signed squirrel token! Everyone support and donate if you can! Let’s make this the biggest year yet! 🥳🥳🥳

Three panel comic. Panel one: an ant gathering material is walking past a grasshopper playing guitar, relaxing against a tree. The ant says “aren’t you going to prepare for winter?” Panel two: the grasshopper says “man plans and god laughs.” Panel three: the two bugs are sitting around a fire in the dead of winter, wrapped in leaves for warmth.

fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap

farms are gross. you can and should take hygiene measures and I'm sure these people didn't but FARMS ARE GROSS.

this is why pasteurization is a good fucking idea

This is amazing!! ❤️

Different price points with nothing extra, incase you just want to give Wizards that extra little bit of money to thank them for all that profit they have been making.

Market Research/Price Tolerance Secret Lair is pretty grim.

Happy birthday!!

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Lmao guess we just gotta live our fucking lives and work and shop and pay taxes knowing there is a confirmed elite pedophile ring with influence in every government and industry in the world.