Charles Benjamin

This app is great because we all generally agree upon statements like “Nazis are bad.” Wild stuff.

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

I swear one day I’m gonna buy one of these sick things 😭

Just become a TV guide already and get it over with. Advertising for TVA and platforming racists/xenophobes/homophobes is all you do at this point.

What does a fair, non hometown discount, contract look like to you? I think as a UFA he gets offered close to 4mil, and as much as I love the guy we can’t do that. I’d gladly give him extra years for a lesser amount per year though

Michkov just gets better press cause he’s a forward/more flashy but this Calder race should be way closer than people say

“Baklava” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

« À eux seuls, Le Journal de Montréal et Le Journal de Québec sont à l’origine de près de 70% du contenu traitant du wokisme. 45% de ces articles proviennent de 5 chroniqueurs qui produisent tous des textes d’opinion et non du contenu journalistique.»

— Le #woke de Schrödinger, Le Devoir, 14.O9.23

Bixi a dépassé les 13 millions de déplacements en 2024. Les mois de juillet et septembre ont pulvérisé les records précédents, avec plus 2 millions de déplacements chacun.

Cet hiver encore, Bixi sera disponible : 2 000 vélos seront adaptés pour vous déplacer durant la saison froide.

Merci, Bixi!

You just KNOW people on the other app are absolutely pooping in their diapers right now 😂

Way to blame the victim with that headline 🫡

Patience! Yes it feels like they’re regressing but this isn’t usually linear (and for the record, I’m just as worried about Dach and Slaf as anyone else)

Feels like the sky is falling in on Habs fans, but the Sens are supposed to be contending and are 2 points ahead of us, Detroit 3 points, and Buffalo 6 points. The point being, rebuild properly or we end up like those three teams.

What’s the generally agreed upon number of games before the “he is who he is” verdict? 250-300?

This sure is technically a hockey game!

It’s never linear and if anything we need another high pick this year

“The Montreal Canadiens are into year 3 of their rebuild and find themselves tied for last, the question is why and what’s next.” Why? It’s a rebuild. What’s next? More losing until we’re not in a rebuild. Why is this so hard to understand TSN

Hard to root against that guy

Gotta cede the province to the car just in case Toronto decides to have a Santa Claus Parade every day of the year

“Why would we want Kucherov AND Stamkos?” Like, whut?

Look I don’t wanna get into the whole Michkov nonsense, we didn’t draft him so let’s move on. I will say that I don’t understand the people saying “we never would’ve drafted both Demidov and Michkov.” Why the hell not? If they’re both bpa, there’s no reason not to have both.

Optimistic: Hage, Demidov, Hutson, Fowler, Beck

Pessimistic: Dach, Reinbacher (I know he hasn’t played I’m just concerned), Mailloux, Primeau, Newhook

No fucking clue: Slaf, Roy

Oh and there was also a clown with a name tag that read “Diddle” 💀💀💀

Un vrai tata toi

Really could’ve done without the Tesla cyber truck sponsorship at the Santa Claus parade but ok I guess. Guarantee you Elon is on the naughty list but I digress.

Twitter now in a nutshell

You’ll never ever ever ever get me to care more about some minor destruction of property more than I care about our right to protest a fucking genocide. People have insurance, get over it. Kids are being slaughtered daily for fuck sake.

Yeah we need to stop that before it becomes normalized

Language doesn’t have to be divisive but sure take it that route I guess

T’a raison en faite