KC Opossum or Deer now too I guess

Thank you to whatever idiot player on the Cavaliers fouled while up 3 with 7 seconds left to let the pistons tie and then go to OT and win instead lol you made me some bank aaaaaa

Smoking a blunt at this thing

Horny goat weed

Hashtag never forgor

Today is one of those "moments just before disaster" because like it's so extremely nice out now but after today the rest of the forecast for the foreseeable future is just absolute shit

Opossums are so powerful on their own that the Pokémon company cannot create a creature based off of one because it would simply be a real opossum

Haha stinky

*sticks my muzzle into your business* haha hi

This is how i'm trying to be:

I cant "FALL IN LOVE" I can only "FALL INTO A GIANT POOL OF QUESO" thank you

Tttthhhhuuuummmmbbbbb

While not exactly a 'thumbs up' there is a hand featured in this photo that includes a thumb, yes

Truth be told this wasn't a selfie I was just trying to check and make sure I didn't burn my tongue on this roach I was smoking

I can drink 48 cocktails and surpass both 750 and 777.7 miles during the same day, do not challenge me

Anyways look at this cool ass shit hellllll yeahhhhh

FUN AND DEPRESSING: I won a disco bunny out of the prize grabber, and in the haste of my excitement I threw my arms up in victory at the exact time a waitress was walking behind me and elbowed her directly in the forehead, I am the worst person alive lmao

I took a selfie earlier that I do not remember but I feel like it should be shared as proof I am still alive and not AI or something idk

You dont just not cruise by Lori KittyKitty and stop at her bar aaaaaaaaaaaa

Uh oh, version 7

I was cruising down the bicycle lane on grand when some random man walked directly in front of me and I was screaming hey yo here I come and he way overreacted and like dove backwards and yelled OHHHHH SHIIIIIITTT like I dropped a grenade or something lol aaaaaaaaaa

My bicycle at the blue line hockey bar in the river market district in kansas city Missouri

Uh oh

Every time I'm out here smoking

And I look at the corner of the Piper Lofts

I think about that time in 2015 I climbed to the edge here and pissed off of it lol

Colume volume what the fuck ever if the phone doesn't care neither do I

Like I dont make my own drinks stronger and consume them in a higher colume and ride around anyways lmao BUT STILL

Coworkers kept making my drinks heavy because that is the coworker thing to do but now I gotta ride this bicycle home damn lol aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What he didn't know is that most of the other arcades that did have somebody qualify for the galaga world championship did actually give those people their own machines lol

I got a hoodie, yay

High score board of galaga

Bored after shift 1 million for fun

Newest security guy sees me playing and says "they should just give you a machine if you're that good at the game" LOL BUDDY IF ONLY YOU KNEW

You still believe in me???

I get it

Eat me