Liz D

The amount of clearly AI-generated commercials are the worst uncanny valley-bullshit. They’re just lazy & poor quality.

Do you know why Jurassic park holds up to this day? Practical effects. And those were created by talented, dedicated artists, film makers, and scientists. AI can’t replace humans.

No more good spoons. Only ‘bad vibes’ spoons and sporks remain.

‘Tis the season to, once again, fight my new insurance company for what little coverage they will give of my *COMPLETELY NECESSARY* care. All of last year was already an intense struggle just to re-establish just the basics (care providers, meds, etc).

I’m tired.

Whenever I visit a place with a bidet, I always imagine my vagina is a man at a fancy dinner gently dabbing the corners of his mouth with a napkin.

It’s been rad to see how much of my Facebook group suggestions have been about history, art, any sort of ‘threading’ hobby (cross, by hand, on machine, etc.) instead of the feral, unhinged, and, frankly, wildly ‘out of pocket’ ones of the past.

#winning

Dasani: the only bottled water that makes you think about it’s ‘texture’

You’ll never be more thirsty than directly after drinking a bottle of Dasani

‘Phallic Maggots’ would be the title of my book if I was a historian writing about the main players of the current administration…. Or the title of my teenage metal band.

Two, mini-powder sugar donuts in a small, pink plastic kid’s bowl. One donut has a much larger hole in the middle while the other one has a much smaller one.

Which donut is the slut donut?

Trick question, they both are. Vaginas come in many sizes and shapes.

You know what? Fuck the controversy. I’m just gonna say it—

Gutermann cotton thread is ass trash.

See you in Valhalla?

Emus are the wasps of the bird world

This Tuesday is clearly a Thursday

The moment I get paper cuts on my thighs I know it’s costume-making season.

Y’all ever get so hungry that your stomach starts sounding like a Skeksis in a disagreement?

I’m struggling between wanting people to notice right away if I go missing and my desire to never be near or talk to people every day.

Hey, as an AuDHD, sometimes menial tasks are a great brain break. Using tedium as a medium is definitely my bag

Fisherman’s Friends are so crucial for me to do my job, but I don’t know how to feel that even the here ants won’t go near them.

Fisherman’s Friends are so crucial for me to do my job, but I don’t know how to feel that even the here ants won’t go near them.

A future so dystopian that I amusingly shouty caps with my AI and where my AI is mouthing off at me.

Question: was the Bulgarian cam girl that Grant Amato killed his family for one of Andrew Tate’s?

You either die as an IT hero to your older fam or live long enough to see yourself become the boomer.

Me: *wakes up in middle of the night*
Also me: *tries desperately to fall back asleep*
My brain: hey, remember how much the movie ‘The Green Mile’ makes you sob?

You have to have the best ‘bed side’ manner to be a doctor or in IT.

Do you think that Jesus, as a carpenter, was mentally critiquing the construction of the crucifixes?

My impressions of Eddie Vedder and Bruce Springsteen are the same— I just change the vowel structure and the key

Is the coffee machine at work just office communion?

I’m a scientist and the very foundation of our work is being chipped and chopped at. Everything in your literal existence is a product of science. Stand up for us and the benefits you have enjoyed because of the work we do

Remember the barbaric days when you would hook up with someone and you had to provide your own vibrator?

Younger people these days don’t know the struggle.

I forgot how good KitKats are when they are from someone else’s stocking