Timm ^____^

Spock dressed as Columbo holding a cigarette.

Jim Kirk dressed as Albert from The Birdcage.

McCoy dressed as Magnum P.I.

ok really late costume mcspirk i threw together at the last minute

A two panel comic. Panel 1: I reach out to someone facing towards me and say "I would like to award you the most honorable head canon I can bestow" Panel 2: The person is now facing forwards and is identified as "favorite fictional character" and wearing an award badge thing that says "cums from eating pussy"

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Based on a recent convo. 🤭💕

A black and white drawing of Kirk and Mr. Spock from the wearing their plains clothes from the episode City on the Edge of Forever

City on the Edge of Forever. I’m trying new procreate brushes/effects. #KirkAndSpock #StarTrek

Spock's beautiful fingers perpetually smell like pussy (his own) & weed & that's a fact

Line drawing caricature of The Romulan Commander and Mr Spock sharing a drink and little hors d'oeuvres on tooth picks. From the TOS episode "The Enterprise Incident".

Come on. She knew. She just didn't care.

why is it always when you have a bunch of boring work to do that delicious smut ideas invade your mind

Screenshot of a Tumblr post where the user icantspellthings says "do you think Vulcans have the whole like "big penises are bad bc it means you're controlled by List while a small penis means you're a real thinker" thing that the Ancient Greek had. Bc I do feel like that their whole anti horny would rather die than admit I fuck thing they have going on. The smaller the penis the larger the logic, idfk" Another user tagged this with the tags "Vulcans intentionally keeping their peenor partially sheathed when they go to the urinal to make it look smaller"

Ok sorry sorry but I can not stop thinking about the potential of Spock being vain about his teeny weenie cause he loves being the most logical bitch in the room while also simultaneously being a size queen on account of his human fetish

brb calling the lourve

Why does everyone keep saying this site is dying? It's literally the exact same as it's been since I got on here, which is to say, pleasant & nice & lively compared to the hell bird app

intrusive thoughts.....
#spock #spirk

A drawing of a confused looking Peter Falk as Columbo. There is a small arrow pointing to him from the right and above it is written "Full of CHILI."

I'm beginning to become obsessed with this guy...
#columbo

Drawing of Columbo and Spock. Spock stands with his hands behind his back. Columbo has one arm behind his back and the other hand up to his cheek where there is a pink kiss mark matching the pink of Spock's lipstick.

To clarify ">;3" should be in quotes bc thats what he's saying/is

IM SQUEEEE- ING Hes sooo he is soooooooo >;3

More Columbo.

mckirk doodle from forever ago that i hated but now i don't anymore (but i still kinda do)

Marine biologist Nyota Uhura assists the Coast Guard with releasing a pregnant specimen from poaching traps.

Vintage fanzine art of Kirk and Spock in an embrace. They are both nude, holding each other close, looking worshipful and serene. In the background there are two giant hands framing them with stylized flames extending from their fingers.

Time for some #ZineAppreciation! This beautiful fan art is from First Time #58 (2002). Artist is IM Mueller.

#spirk #k/s #thepremise #fanzines

experimenting with printing and fucking up lots and lots but yay look my porn on paper!!!

Roughly drawn sketch of Uhura and Spock lying together at an lower angle. Uhura with a loving grin on her face, toying with Spock's Fra'als(genital tentacles), wrapping it around her finger and kissing it from her hand. Spock looking speechless and embarrassed. Uhura's state of dress is a bit ambiguous but Spock is clearly naked with body hair drawn all over.

I made comfort food for myself 🍜
playing with her kitten's noodles(whiskers)...

#RicDraws #NSFW
#Spuhura #SmutTrekAOS

spongebob in a bed with text reading "just great, now my pussy wet"

WRITING!!!!!!!!!

Are people giving Paramount shit because they used fucking cheap genAI for their new SNW poster's background? Because they absolutely should.

imagine what an actual artist could've made for them, but "most people won't notice" so let's just suck the humanity out of everything? cool. robots are making art for other robots while we continue to work to death. i hate you. #fuckai #snw

An edit of the "Oh ___(blank)__, we're really in it now" meme with Captain Kirk. He is photoshopped poorly onto the original poster on the wall.

currently me

I think the hardest thing to explain to people who aren't autistic is how your brain will make literally anything be about the special interest. Life is a constant game of looking at something & thinking how many degrees of kevin bacon until I get to Spock

This made me wanna post mine 😭 "Men With a Mission" is it a mission to kiss ???

Feral

like the birds are Literally Chirping and you want to be hateful

MY DAUGHTER 😭😭😭 this is too cute, you totally captured thier scrappy little personality