Jake Flores

If it comes to that

Spotify Chopped : your listening age is Unc

I just had a dream that me and my friend Jamie were planning a party and were interested in booking this DJ so we listened to their music and it was all AI music so we tracked them down to talk to them and ask why, and it was a robot wearing a crown that got really sad and said "what is a birthday"

Simone & Malcolm Collins @SimoneHCollins YouTube took this video down—in which we denounce Hitler as a failson, vegetarian, druggy artist who steadfastly blamed his failures on his father for being too strict and marched under a proto-Wiccan symbol. 🤷‍♀️ God forbid people question the narrative that he was right wing. photo of two people who look nearly identical wearing nearly identical glasses as one of them holds a sleeping baby for some reason

I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."

Y'all I played so much elden ring

a photo of DHS acting Chief Security Officer whose name is Iwona B. Horyn

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

Dad's spaghetti

lol it's real

I am rewatching Cant Get You Out of My Head and somehow this is a real frame from it

Who cares??? Do I need to so something more than "that's not true" about this? Are you going to call ME a genocide denier because I didn't perform hard enough while I said something is bad??? I'm not friend with Noam chomsky and Michael Parenti

Both Chomsky and Parenti are full of really useful ideas and both of them have been wrong about things. They're both a hundred thousand years old and i don't see what this line of thinking really does. Are we worried they're gonna get clout or something? Just tell ppl to be critical

bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life

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It would be funny if he just immediately stopped smiling

Congratulations NYC on your cool mayor I say from LA where our mayor sucks

Day of los 💀 in DTLA

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LAST RESPONDERS IS BACK!!!

Just in time for spooky season @feraljokes.bsky.social joins me for a 9-1-1 Halloween special.

I got my Harry potter tattoo on a bender while enlisted in the marines. I thought it looked cool and was unaware of its meaning

“NY City”

If you are attending No Kings this weekend, please show solidarity by wearing a yellow handkerchief in your right back pocket, a historical symbol of resistance 🫡

‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate

‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate https://theonion.com/thank-you-for-that-question-responds-eric-adams-to-swarm-of-rats-he-forced-to-act-out-debate/

i believe all parades have a right to exist and defend themselves