khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of Vincent Whittman

this def feels like more a s4 opener than a s3 opener, but i am still pretty fond of this sketchy lil thing

Easy reprise ft Staticmoth WHEN???

blitz is still getting used to it 💓

#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

it's #ficsgiving and I am going to use this chance to highlight some absolutely incredible authors and fics that have fed my stolitz obsession across the year 💕🍴

#stolitzfics

not in any particular order bc I'm not organizing all these links lmao

thank youuuuu 💜💜💜😭

another author I recommend reading EVERYTHING by, @khosh3kh.bsky.social is truly incredible. most recently I adored this Halloween special take on a demon Stolas and human Blitzø!!

archiveofourown.org/works/73527271

You already know

okay.. 'Easy' but with #stolitz WIP! ✍️🏽
this is a very drafty draft i might finish one day..

Oh my god losing my mind imagining hugging baby Stolas, I’d put him in a pouch and carry him everywhere

literally i'm just thinking about him and also thinking about his feathers, i think my stuffed animal feels the way they feel

I literally love him 😭😭😭

there's one day where stolas accidentally spills something on blitz's favorite shirt and blitz walks in on him using some homemade concoction that perfectly removes the stain, and he's so betrayed realizing stolas isn't a ditzy babygirl with zero idea how to turn a sink on

📺💕ˢʰᵃʳᵏ⁻ᵈᵒᵍ⁻ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ💕🦈🐕

GODSPEED i hope it hits as good as this one

100000% he cries and needs to be wrapped in blankets and he's just a little bird burrito making the most profane jokes from his corner

WAIT I LOVE THIS i wanna write post-mastermind stolas getting so stoned

which comes first: stolas sucks at chores and bottoms his way into becoming a trad wife, or stolas realizes he gets fucked hard and nasty when he sucks at chores so he starts breaking dishes while he's washing them with no panties

i was trying to form a comment in my head and i started just typing "DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS" before realizing that sounded unhinged

but yes drugs drugs drugs eggsplosion

this was 100% my mental response reading your post before seeing your comment

when people ask what you're writing/reading and you don't want to say fanfiction:

i know this post doesn't truly work bc stolas would absolutely be growing weed in his greenhouse but shhhhh

fuck this post took me like 20 minutes to write, goddamn

accidentally doubled my usual edible dosage (pls it's only 5mg, i'm baby) and being absolutely in the fucking clouds... picturing stolas pretending to be way more experienced with weed than he really is and blitz giving him a 50mg dose his first time and stolas is just fuckin blitzed up the ass lmao

i'm so obsessed with the idea of blitz rewarding stolas as he learns to do little errands and take care of himself and i just know his reward is usually getting eaten out

blitz making every day tasks more ~fun~ by doing things like eating stolas out while he makes phone calls to the pharmacy

as soon as i heard "sera's confession," i said that anyone not putting it in their top 5 this season is lying

enjoy 😭😭😭😭😭 (I did really enjoy writing it)

archiveofourown.org/works/66121444

My baby

i want stolitz in matching pjs but the sizes are all off cause they got em mixed up or smt idk just imagine blitz swimming in the top meant for stolas’ long ass torso or stolas’ thick ass thighs bustin out of shorts meant for an imp ass

MERMAN CHAZ DOUBLE PENETRATING STOLAS’ POOR VIRGINAL ASSHOLE ON A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN