Please explain to me how we are the ones that are politically violent. Explain it like I’m 5. That math ain’t mathing, y’all. This is so incredibly gross and comes with basically all the trigger warnings. This is dangerous rhetoric and it’s coming from people seen as the next leaders of the GOP. 😳😳😳

27 or so Venezuelans and their boats would like a vote.
(I think the word you need is "pustulent.")

🤣 As if the Jews weren't the ones creating the institutions and infrastructure for society.
Eliminating the malaria that was a main reason for the sparse and impoverished population.
These geniuses think the Levant was an Arab megalopolis instead of a long-mismanaged, disease-infested swamp/desert.

Blue MAGA strikes again. You can ridicule people in a cult, but you can't reason with them.

🤣 Interesting angle. Hamas violates ceasefire, Israel responds. Headline leads with Israel Cutting Aid!!
Honestly, you people.
I can't even...
F alla yaz.

An important message for the Red Cross as the hostages are released for 1000s of convicted prisoners.

@amnesty.org @unrwa.org

Islamist, but... yeah.

Modern smartphones (fully charged), decent clothing, and well-fed: SOME were deceived about #Gaza by #Pallywood, supported by mainstream media and politicians.

"I would have to take a look at that. We're looking into it. That's Stephen's area, he does babies like no one's ever seen, but I can tell you we're 1000% close to announcing something that's going to be the biggest--everybody says sir, how do you even know about this stuff? *Biden* was clueless, OK

He cut our health care and benefits to veterans, wants to sell off our public lands, caused thousands of people to lose their #NOAA #nationalparks #forestryservice jobs, closed the Dept of Education...and gave our tax dollars to this fucking guy. They are #domesticterrorists

Wait, who was being genocided?

That should be enough for a penis transplant and still cover the hourly wage for all the people who had to sit there.

Haha. I see what you did there.
Inject a little Jew hate into whatever topic. Timeless classic.
Will forever mark you as "low IQ" and "zero creativity," but certainly not "out of style." 🖖😉

Is there anyone left in government who could tip this ass clown off on what the phrase "chain of command" refers to?
What a moron.

Aren't you tHe sMarT oNE? Look at you go.
Keep going. Farther.

Trump - Hey farmers, I'm going to bail you out of the mess I created BUT you're crops won't sell again to China, I've tripled your health insurance, and your closest hospitals are closing soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Trump’s former “spiritual advisor.”

New York Times: "Trump Administration Asks Colleges to Sign ‘Compact’ to Get Funding Preference." The White House asked nine top universities to pledge support for President Trump’s agenda to help ensure access to research funding.

IF ANY CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SIGNS THIS RADICAL AGREEMENT, THEY'LL LOSE BILLIONS IN STATE FUNDING — INCLUDING CAL GRANTS — INSTANTLY.

CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.

REMINDER: Rs can nuke the filibuster whenever they want and pass whatever budget they like, but they won’t bc they know they’ll never get it back and then they’ll lose their unjustifiable grip on power forever.

They don’t want a budget, they want accomplices. Don’t do it. Hold the line.

An image of masked terrorists under the headline "Hamas Rejects Deal to End Genocide After Learning it Would Require Them to Stop Killing Jews."

Babylon Bee isn't the most creative or funny satirical site.
Luckily for them, all they had to do was print actual news this time.

“I personally witnessed Defendant Trump telling the Plaintiff that she shouldn’t ever say anything if she didn’t want to disappear like the 12-year-old female Maria, and that he was capable of having her whole family killed.” - Tiffany Doe - June 18, 2016

“Hi Donald.”

New post from Jimmy Kimmel where he’s joined by Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert.

Obvious to me, but maybe not to most 🤷‍♀️

Now, can we just end this charade?

Prominent Republican Excoriates Trump.

Pete Hegseth does not excel at physical fitness.

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NGL I’M PROUD: That the Generals and SNCOs at Quantico had the military bearing to not cheer or clap for that disgraceful speech. @SecWar is a drunk, sexual assaulting racist who thought it was clever to give fuck ups in the armed forces permission to be drunks, racists, sexual assaulters!

Ya. It’s just about criticizing the Israeli government, my ass.

#stopantisemitism