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Sliced his hand on a new knife. Brick. Wrong about most things.

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What's that band with their own font?

05.08.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big congrats to the System Source museum for winning the Halt and Catch Fire award today!

03.08.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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COUPLE HIJACKS LIVE VEGAS SHOW

03.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...

01.08.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5978    πŸ” 860    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 64

This may come as a surprise, but the person blocking our driveway at work was someone with a Madison County tag.

31.07.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if that app that called itself "Duolingo, but for anxiety" is still around? That seemed like a Very Bad Idea.

31.07.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a rectangular instrument about 18 inches wide and 6 inches deep. in the middle is a metal pod marked "Wright Punch Model 2600." to the left of the pod is a punch card with a bunch of rectangular holes in it. to the right is a small keyboard with the numbers 0-9, 11, 12, and the letter "S" (space)

a rectangular instrument about 18 inches wide and 6 inches deep. in the middle is a metal pod marked "Wright Punch Model 2600." to the left of the pod is a punch card with a bunch of rectangular holes in it. to the right is a small keyboard with the numbers 0-9, 11, 12, and the letter "S" (space)

here's my latest acquisition! it's a manual key punch. i'll be using it to write poetry for the 1960's IBM 1401 computer. did i say poetry? i meant "single card programs"

31.07.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Hit the Jackpot… Or Lose It All! Carnage in Vegas | BATTLEBOTS FaceOffs 3 | FULL EPISODE
YouTube video by BattleBots Hit the Jackpot… Or Lose It All! Carnage in Vegas | BATTLEBOTS FaceOffs 3 | FULL EPISODE

Hit the Jackpot… Or Lose It All! Carnage in Vegas | BATTLEBOTS FaceOffs 3 | FULL EPISODE
youtu.be/Mcd-E-gcGSg

30.07.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A meme which reads friend: you laugh at the dumbest things. Me: no I don’t. Then jt says the things I laugh at and below it is a Honda accord with bellows between the front and back half like a bus and below it it says Accordion in the Honda badge don’t.

A meme which reads friend: you laugh at the dumbest things. Me: no I don’t. Then jt says the things I laugh at and below it is a Honda accord with bellows between the front and back half like a bus and below it it says Accordion in the Honda badge don’t.

30.07.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The kinds of documents you can make on modern computers, like the Xerox Daybreak, are almost limitless!

28.07.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
A small wool sack with illustrations of red hearts and a white trim on a wood floor. Sticking out of the opening of the sack are two adorable ferret snoots.

A small wool sack with illustrations of red hearts and a white trim on a wood floor. Sticking out of the opening of the sack are two adorable ferret snoots.

I would like to propose a new Olympic event: synchronized tandem napping

29.07.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I look at Microsoft or Google, or any other big tech company that seems unstoppable, I think about Sears.

28.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Welcome to ESPN's ongoing coverage of the Emmanuel Clase investigation. Did he bet on baseball? If so, why?"

"But first, a word from our sponsors FanDuel and DraftKings."

28.07.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6
Medium grey background with a black border then a white margin. There's a parody of a parody banner ad. It has a stretched Commodore VIC-20. The bottom says "EXPAND YOUR VIC-20". On the left, instead of the classic Random Hot Chick, it's William Shatner from the late 70s or early 80s. He exclaims "hot!" in a little red speech bubble. I'm sorry for not making this better convey the visual joke.

Medium grey background with a black border then a white margin. There's a parody of a parody banner ad. It has a stretched Commodore VIC-20. The bottom says "EXPAND YOUR VIC-20". On the left, instead of the classic Random Hot Chick, it's William Shatner from the late 70s or early 80s. He exclaims "hot!" in a little red speech bubble. I'm sorry for not making this better convey the visual joke.

Still just normal Sunday afternoon things

27.07.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Iron Sheik after spitting, and probably saying "Fucka the Holk Hogan" for some reason. It's pixely.

The Iron Sheik after spitting, and probably saying "Fucka the Holk Hogan" for some reason. It's pixely.

Normal things on a Sunday afternoon

27.07.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People are always breeding miniature versions of dogs, but i would like some giant ones. I want a dachshund the size of a Toyota Yaris

25.07.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2363    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 22

Google's pivot to AI is really just a ruse to get you to say, "Screw you stupid ai bullshit I'd rather watch YouTube Shorts"

24.07.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, there's clearly more than one person who thought, "Man, the only way to make the movie theater experience better is to make the popcorn more expensive, and while we're at it let's just not go to see a movie."

23.07.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A doordash review for Cinemark, yes, as in the movie theater chain Cinemark. Store Info, DashPass, Open now, 4.7 stars (50+ ratings) - 3.6 mi away $$ American - See More.

A doordash review for Cinemark, yes, as in the movie theater chain Cinemark. Store Info, DashPass, Open now, 4.7 stars (50+ ratings) - 3.6 mi away $$ American - See More.

I have questions.

23.07.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like seriously, someone with absolutely zero posts showing up in defense of AI what the fuck is that about?

23.07.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And modern generative AI is like trying to glue feathers to a horse.

23.07.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not a conspiracy, it's Comcastic support.

23.07.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And once the next AI winter sets in, it's going to wipe out the good parts of AI that aren't part af the fad, just as it always has.

23.07.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone I used to trust who has decided to drink the Flavoraid keeps harping on, "Don't judge it on how good it is today, but how much faster it's getting better." And I'm like, they've had 75 years to work on AI and this is the best t hey have. It's mostly worse.

23.07.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: That's all! Thank you, I appreciate it.

23.07.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Human: That's terrible, one second, let me pull it up and see if I can help. Okay, done. Our apologies for the inconvenience. Is there anything else I can help you with?

23.07.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I paid extra to have order 511-2753249-1251289 delivered on MONDAY and you didn't even drop it off with the carrier until then so it couldn't be delivered until today. At the very least I expect a refund for shipping.

23.07.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI chat bot: I'm sorry I was unable to help you. Please wait while I transfer you to a worthless human.

23.07.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I paid extra to have order 511-2753249-1251289 delivered on MONDAY and you didn't even drop it off with the carrier until then so it couldn't be delivered until today. At the very least I expect a refund for shipping.

23.07.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI Chat bot: Which order had an issue?

23.07.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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