Julian

Googling "How to turn Cheeto Puffs into Cheeto Crunchy" in an incognito window

I would like to lose my marbles in the hull of a ship

Is this real?

I'm not saying we should keep Guantanamo Bay open. But if it is, I think we should send anyone who uses the phrase "horsey sauce" there

I would like to announce that I am entering a "Charleston Chew Phase"

This is particularly risky because I do not remember how much I like them

This is me if you even care

Does No Kings include Burger King?

It's fine if it does I would just like to know

The House That Jack Built was not as good as Gremlins 2: The New Batch

I didn't see this until now
Thank you very much.

We will be back stronger and better 💪

Same

a skeleton sitting in a hot spring, drinking, laughing, enjoying itself with a mountain in the background. the image is captioned "Kill the part of you that cringes at yourself for being passionate and excited about the things you care about. Playing it cool and being lowkey are overrated."

Good morning✌️🍀

Good writing <3

I am personally more of a white pants fella though

Hurry, because once this deal goes through the prices are going to go way way up

You didn't hear it from me
#StockTips

I'm the Michael Jordan of eating expired Frito Lay products that my mom gave me because she's friends with someone who works at the factory

Lmao

I'm entering a rice and beans phase.

That means I'm going to be eating a lot of rice and beans, so if I am slow to respond, it is probably because I ate a lot of rice and beans and I'm very sleepy

If it is urgent, you can subscribe to my Patreon

I appreciate your understanding at this time.

Thank you very much

This is an old one. An ant, Cheddar Goblin

Ready to cheese it

If this was the 80s or 90s we would have like 4 Cocaine Bears by now

Get on it please

I broke my favorite spoon while trying to scoop out ice cream with it

Fans of literary analysis will understand the deeper meaning

I'm entering my peanut butter and jelly phase

I was having a sour food phase - putting malic acid in everything, but that got old after about a week

I could get in a lot of trouble for saying this, but I just got off the phone with Chris Rock and he said they're going to do another Osmosis Jones "eventually"