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The dangers of unnecessary parkour

including one of the dumbest wild card games of all time

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

I imagine a certain segment of people ~our age are nostalgic specifically for the Phantom Menace video game, which fucking ruled

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

If you donate to your local food bank remember your employer might match your donations and double them. Every month I send $50 and they get $100

"implementing systems across the organization" is some grade-A resume speak. That's how you gussy up sending office-wide emails that fridge cleanout is friday

Fitz spending half a quarter telling Kelenna about the "belly flops" from the jelly belly factory store

Weird baseball game 7

I didn't know this is how that dude looked but now I feel totally justified for never getting into arcade fire

I've never needed snap or gov aid but every week I meet hundreds of good people who do. And to deny a single one of them help would be a stain on my soul that I couldn't live with

When people talk about welfare queens or ppl abusing snap benefits it absolutely sickens me. If somebody takes advantage of generosity, guess what, they probably needed it and you still tried to do the right thing. But if somebody asks for help and you hatefully refuse, you are scum to me

At my work we give out groceries every week and sometimes people roll up in a Lexus or whatever and ask for groceries. I know some people side eye them but like I don't know what they're going through that day and I just assume they need it

Last time I was back east we went to Amish country and they have little booths at the end of their driveways where you can get produce and you leave the payment in a lockbox. If at the end of the day the produce is gone and there's no money, they just assume someone needed it and couldn't pay

Great restraint in not using the frog bug crawling out of the girl's mouth

listened to 3 or 4 Gracie Abrams songs yesterday cuz I wasn't familiar and was like damn this is some nepo baby ass pop music. Looked her up and fucking lol. NAILED IT

For all the far right commentary on alpha males, you know who probably gets consistently laid the most right now… millennial Dads that unload the dishwasher. The early 2000s college men that actually viewed their girlfriend as an equal member of society are some of the most stable marriages ever.

These Bay Area Restaurants Are Offering Free Food to SNAP Recipients Amid a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans, local food scene folks plan to pick up the slack.

While the feds continue to play stupid games, SNAP recipients are set to lose food aid for the next month. In the Bay Area, a growing number of restaurants are stepping up to help, and we're maintaining the list. Share with anyone who needs it. www.coyotemedia.org/these-bay-ar...

Good restraint, you should only post above-average jokes

gen z Hot Sauce Castillo

IT band stretches, and then more IT band stretches

Ahhhhh yes I just realized who JB pritzker reminds me of

elite squad

A grey t-shirt with a sickass skull and a grim reaper driving an 80s Honda civic hatchback (or similar vehicle) with the text "LILIES ARE TOXIC TO CATS! Do not expose your pet cat to lilies it's very bad for them!" A black cat with white feet and white chin stands on top of the shirt and looks approvingly at the shirt's message

oh hell yes this mf sick @roryblank.bsky.social shirt came. Frankie approves #NOLILIES #NOKINGS

Memento moray....Remember that you are eel

I know there's still a couple months left but it's official, the best album of 2025 is Carly Rae Jepsen's E*MO*TION

we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone

This is one of Jim's more normal takes somehow

They should make the edges of the screen glow progressively redder for each extra inning