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J.Ellis

@englishmaninbx.bsky.social

The weird guy from Bordeaux. Ex publican,ex motorcycle racer, ex lots of things . In France since 1989, hate racism / homophobia/ misogyny. If you’re looking for common sense…. I’m not your man. BTW, it’s all shits & giggles till someone giggles & shits

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Boy back at his mechanics house at 5am. Nothing broken.

He’s still considering racing in the second leg on Thursday.

07.10.2025 07:06 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

his legs do hopefully it’s nothing too serious.

I’ve been waiting to get an update, ( the crash was around 7:45) as of 11:30 he was still outside in the ambulance waiting to be admitted to hospital

Bloody hell

06.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Bleeuuugh. It’s nearly 01:30 and I think I’ll need to sleep soon.

Ellis jnr crashed tonight in the first round of the final in the UK, he was taken from the track to hospital by ambulance. He doesn’t have his phone with him and he has a back injury. I’ve been informed that he could move

06.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Feeling kind of sad this morning. Taking my dogs (13,12 and 10) for their walk last night and I realise more than ever how old they are. Everyday tasks such as an evening stroll are becoming harder and slower.

Sadly I feel there’s some difficult decisions in the months ahead.

06.10.2025 07:24 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 11    📌 1

So deep they can see Narnia.

05.10.2025 14:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yup, that’s my daughter next to Carlos Sainz at the recent Raptor test session.

05.10.2025 05:42 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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5 races, 5 wins for Ellis jnr (L) today in France.

He flies off to the Uk tomorrow for three races next week.

04.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think more snipers would be a better call.

03.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw a sigh yesterday that made me piss myself.

It said “toilets closed”

Bonjour y’all xx

03.10.2025 07:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today’s interesting fact.

Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman.

You’re welcome.

03.10.2025 07:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve just been to the supermarket and brought a large fish. When I got it home I found all the insides had been removed.

Gutted.

02.10.2025 11:54 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Star Wars Origins: The Dam Busters - Side by Side Scene Comparison
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I say old chap

02.10.2025 11:14 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Ouch, right in the feels.

RIP lovely lady.

02.10.2025 05:40 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

He’s still a cunt though.

01.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh do fuck off you cunt.

People were murdered in the UK after that twats lies fired up racist arseholes.

01.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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This was from the tests in Zaragoza a few weeks ago. My daughter Jasmine gets a cameo ( blink and you miss it ) at the beginning. She said that Carlos (jnr) was a lovely guy… but his dad’s a legend.

01.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spoiled more than I deserve

I’m indeed a lucky man.

30.09.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hit 61 years of age today and amongst my gifts was a bottle of wine that’s matured under the ocean !

I will try it soon.

29.09.2025 18:27 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0
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I’m so fed up of seeing comments on how the World Cup winning ladies team look.

29.09.2025 07:36 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just how small does your dick have to be to dress like that ?

29.09.2025 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not a golf fan but I approve of this

29.09.2025 06:48 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Sack

House brick

Sorted.

28.09.2025 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wow!

What a breakthrough moment for these women.

#WRWC2025 #RWC2025 #RUGBY

27.09.2025 14:26 — 👍 4160    🔁 612    💬 45    📌 20

Underarm is the spawn of the devil and should be ridiculed until the end of time.

27.09.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No

Until I killed 5 customers.

27.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Perhaps … mais

Pffffttttt

27.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you say hello to Clarkin ?

27.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This X 1,000

I just hope they get the recognition they deserve. I never want to see another feature about a football players hairstyle as long as I live.

27.09.2025 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I once sat at a table between an ex all black and the current captain of Bordeaux at a restaurant and the waiter looked at us and said …..

Aren’t you the guy who owns the Houses of Parliament pub in Bordeaux ????

I laughed ….. they didn’t.

27.09.2025 20:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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