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BIRTHDAY πŸŽ‚ κ’°ΰ¦Œκ’¦κ‚κ‹Šκ“„κ’ΰ»’κ’±

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we don't get special cards for our birthday anymore in Obey Me I Do? :(

03.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank uuuuu πŸ’(o・ω・o)

02.02.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOUUUUU πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’

02.02.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hehe my brother drew Darien as an animal crossing villager for my Bday

02.02.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank youuuuu I can't believe im already 27 😭

02.02.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon girl is holding a fork and a tray of cake ALT: a cartoon girl is holding a fork and a tray of cake

GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS BINCH πŸŽ‚

02.02.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you πŸ’

01.02.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lowkey just burst into tears cause my birthday is tomorrow (2/2) and I see there's no cake on my family's grocery order...maybe mom's getting it tomorrow...

01.02.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the Cotl Woolhaven bosses are kicking my ass. Finally reached that annoying wolf guy who keeps taking my food and hes already hard but I can't bring buffs into the fight other than extra hearts, can't bring demons, and if I die thats it, the 'sacrifice a follower to revive' perk doesn't activate πŸ’€

01.02.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ steal me lots of jerky and brisket sandwiches πŸ˜‹

31.01.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fr 😭 I literally just showed the place to my mom for the first time when we went to see Stray Kids last year, now I have to break the news that we can never stop there again

31.01.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just heard Buccees is MAGA, I'm heartbroken

31.01.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

even better point I showed it to my brother and he said it felt like they were making fun of people who idolize celebrities in general on the internet and otherwise and listening to the song now with that in mind yeah I can see it. it's like how I was confused about Cheese before it was explained

29.01.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were staying overnight at a hotel and didn't have a pan set up. we figured he'd go in the tub or something and we could clean it in the morning. But that night I was brushing my teeth and Darien sauntered into the bathroom, jumped on the toilet seat, did his business, and left.

27.01.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about the time my cat, Darien, used a human toilet once without any prior training.

27.01.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway Amo layout in progress

12.01.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also love Amo's corset piercings on her legs, even though thats highly unrealistic lol that piercing style is meant to be temporary for photo shoots and stuff. Also, I'm kind of curious if she did it to herself or not.

12.01.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

working on catching up on the gachiakuta anime in my free time and got to Amo's backstory... man. I just appreciate they didn't show the rape acts explicitly, but found another way to still make it clear that's what was happening.

12.01.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah retail, I don't miss it

11.01.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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song of the day cause its stuck in my head

10.01.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

started readin Lucifer's route in Obey Me I Do and IT PISSES ME OFFFFFF THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO READ IT. IDC WHAT THE REASON IS, THE FACT THAT HE CONSIDERED IT, AND AGREED TO IT, WITHOUT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE TO FIGURE OUT ANOTHER WAY, I WOULD DROP HIS ASS SO FASTTTTT

09.01.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LITERALLY like at first as she recounted it I was like "oh he's totally trying to flirt." And then she mentioned the foot rub and I was like "UHHHHHH HELLO????" like if you have a foot fetish whatever but don't try to make unwilling strangers participate 😭😭

09.01.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and then PROCEEDS TO TRY AND GRAB MY MOM'S FEET AND RUB THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RESTAURANT (not normal) AND PLEASE REMEMBER, THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW MY MOM, THIS IS THEIR FIRST INTERACTION 😭

09.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

vest, making small talk...Mom, who is also an anxious p, apologizes if she's out of it cause she's currently on antibiotics and its making her head hurt. The construction worker shows sympathy and hopes she gets better (normal) then asks if a footrub would help. (could be a joke, but less normal)

09.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom just called me because she HAD to share this encounter she had on her break. She was reading at the restaurant within the store and this construction worker was sitting a few tables away, moved closer, and began talking to her. Pretty normal stuff at first, complimenting the buttons on her

09.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

literally just give me a melee weapon and I'll knock some heads I'm tired of this spiritual finger gun business

09.01.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so I haven't gotten super far, but its cool, but I kind of hate the combat. It is so annoying trying to rip the core out of enemies when I'm surrounded by multiple. And what do you mean I had to use skill points to learn to DODGE???? I'm just out hear running laps around these ghosts

09.01.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh it was suchhhh a fun watch, very satisfying for someone like me with fantasies about punching people on the daily 😌 There's other stuff going on too of course, there was even a plot twist I did NOT expect at all, but heheheh fists go boom

06.01.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what is Fairy's problem lol

06.01.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I seeee I might pick it up then since there's no telling when or if it'll get a season 2. I hope it does, though cause its a lot of fun xD

06.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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