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it's just sensible grown up politics from the adults in the room!

Currently doing the same. The constipation episode is a work of art

@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social can’t be certain, but the first time I saw the jet2 advert meme was this vid of Manchester United and Spurs fans fighting in San Sebastián back in May x.com/danny_mcmoom...

we have to kill the computer

Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Homer's butt with a frowny face drawn on it

how I'm getting around the UK face verification

Wozzy Osborne, more like

Absolutely nothing worse on this planet that a northern ticket checker. Thick as cold shit

My dreams are too abstract for your feeble little minds (ice cream van that plays the countdown theme)

Screenshot from Wikipedia: A black and white image of a racehorse with text below reading Potoooooooo British thoroughbred racehorse Potoooooooo or variations of Pot-8-Os (1773 - November 1800) was an 18th-century thoroughbred racehorse who won over 25 races and placed higher than some of the most prominent racehorses of his time. He went on to be an important sire, whose leading runners included Epsom Derby winners Waxy, Champion, and Tyrant. He is best known for the unusual spelling of his name, pronounced Potatoes.

just super stuff

This is his time.

I killed a man with a baguette in 1972

Losing my entire life savings because some thick IT dept yank in a k hole leaves a laptop open at a wework, my life ruined, spicy parcels sent first class

Incredible what this country will do to avoid doing anything worthwhile at all

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45 minutes later and we’re winning it all

several 2000s musicians putting their hands towards the screen

POV: You're a crab and a child is about to put you in their bucket

Learning there’s a film starring Nic Cage about the sinking of the USS Indianapolis and might I say thank you

Suppose you have to keep one around, bit like a bottle of apple juice during the summer

Still one going in Afflecks isn’t there?

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Trains - if you're British, you know they suck

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Abolish private schools.

Both of these guys would have been crucified in a comprehensive and we'd all be better off for it.

Except Eccleston is based as all fuck

it’s going to be so mad when the IDF is found guilty of countless horrifying war crimes and everyone is like, “actually i was always against them too”

Amazes me how much more I actually read on here compared to twitter. Like I can give a shit what people say without having to block a hundred people an hour

Nadja from what we do in the shadows saying "rich humans are basically like veal"

Nadja from what we do in the shadows saying "conceptually repulsive but so buttery on my tongue"

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