Sam Whyte

Maintaining exactly the right tone of voice to placate her and not become a global hate figure. He really made the best of this situation. More power to him.

I have such a long list of "actually, I have ADHD, so ... 💅"

It seems like he's expressed an interest in going and she's ... misjudged the celebratory vibe of the place.

He did like the shirt though. She nailed it with the shirt.

Assuming you've all seen this, his reaction face is a picture.

Easily suited retirees with a kickstarter I'd imagine.

Today, in Manchester, I'm in conversation with the brilliant Jenna Ashton. There will be a powerpoint cos its at Manchester Uni, Dept of Art History + Cultural Practices. Free, open to all, one of the last chances to hear me discuss #TheFeministArtOfWalking @plutopress.bsky.social before I hibernate

I have today OFF. I got up late. Might go to the gym. Pop to the shops. Have some phone in bed time. Things of that nature.

You are a really incredibly good brother. Bloody hell.

Texture wise it's ... something. Nice sweet poppiness. But I wouldn't miss it if they didn't put in on. Not btothered enough to tell them to remove it. I'm happy with tomatoes, onions, and jalapenos.

Can't wait. Airfryers have really elevated the breakfast pizza.

Really making it count there.

It's weird,I can take or leave it but I'd probably leave it. It's a kinda non-specific nothing food for white brits.

Yes, Carlo lad.

Thank you.

Large pizza box with two slides of veggie hot and two garlic dough balls left in box.

My God. It was spot on that. Berp.

They fight the police who want to ration it.

HRs is sort of my field and if we withdraw from the ECHR, we are big fucked.

It's honestly terrifying, innit?

Keir Starmer has called on European leaders to urgently curb joint human rights laws so that member states can take tougher action to protect their borders and see off the rise of the populist right across the continent.

Steal a Ferrari against car theft.

Remember when several tonnes of cocaine washed up on the beach in Dorset? They could've remade Whisky Galore.

Thank you!

Thank you!

It was ok I think. Grade in 3 weeks.

Mad that I've done a whole semester at uni.

Maybe three times a year we get a pizza.

We're having a celebratory pizza - we do not do this often. Unduly excited.

It's a skill.

Actually, yeah. If you've lost it that's what you do.

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end