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"It's like the Fediverse but for blaujeans." Fedi(theres more accs): @lda@masto.doskel.net please for the love of everything holy or not do NOT make "the joke is sex" jokes here i will put you in the timeout box (blocking) GIVE ME MORE BIO SPACE RIGHT NOW

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08.08.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what the fuck why is that in The Sphere

08.08.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
In April 2008, it was announced that this had been abandoned after discovery that Boeing held a patent on the trajectory that would be required.

In April 2008, it was announced that this had been abandoned after discovery that Boeing held a patent on the trajectory that would be required.

this is in relation to spaceflight. what the fuck do you mean boeing has a patent on a trajectory. that's a goddamn ax2 + bx + c equation that i solve in my math class you don't patent that

08.08.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 1: A father in a blue shirt and khaki pants is holding up the world (represented by a small version of planet Earth) in front of his daughter. The daughter has messy hair with a braid going above the ears on both sides, to the back where it becomes a ponytail, and wears a pink t-shirt and yellow skirt. She is reaching for the world. The father says "Daughter. Like any good father, I want to give you the world."

Panel 2: Closeup of her little pants reaching for the world, which is resting in his big hand.

Panel 3: The father pulls his hand away, out of reach of this little hands, which are now uncertain and defeated. The background darkens.

Panel 4: "... If you can TAKE it from me," says the father. They are now in space, seemingly atop a solid pond reflecting the stars. The father is drippling the world between his legs, stanced up for some 1v1, with a basketball hoop behind him. The daughter looks on in the foreground.

Panel 1: A father in a blue shirt and khaki pants is holding up the world (represented by a small version of planet Earth) in front of his daughter. The daughter has messy hair with a braid going above the ears on both sides, to the back where it becomes a ponytail, and wears a pink t-shirt and yellow skirt. She is reaching for the world. The father says "Daughter. Like any good father, I want to give you the world." Panel 2: Closeup of her little pants reaching for the world, which is resting in his big hand. Panel 3: The father pulls his hand away, out of reach of this little hands, which are now uncertain and defeated. The background darkens. Panel 4: "... If you can TAKE it from me," says the father. They are now in space, seemingly atop a solid pond reflecting the stars. The father is drippling the world between his legs, stanced up for some 1v1, with a basketball hoop behind him. The daughter looks on in the foreground.

08.08.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11490    ๐Ÿ” 1561    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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#ๆฑๆ–นProject
#้ขจ่ฆ‹ๅนฝ้ฆ™
#ๆ—งไฝœๅนฝ้ฆ™

08.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Les libรฉraux qui t'expliquent comment la science seule va rรฉsoudre le rรฉchauffement climatique

07.08.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
hatsune miku reacting to my post about the miku sticker on the mikuskates

hatsune miku reacting to my post about the miku sticker on the mikuskates

i feel like i've been awarded a nobel prize in posting

08.08.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

parsee kinda had that btw :teoj:

08.08.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

more projects need to have sick-ass ASCII logos that print out in the TTY at boot or whatever. even better if it scans in at like 4800 baud

09.05.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

08.08.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 418    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
A screenshot of a street map near Ashburn, Virginia. There is pixel art of the Original Starwalker from Deltarune with text under it saying "These data centers are pissing me off..."

A screenshot of a street map near Ashburn, Virginia. There is pixel art of the Original Starwalker from Deltarune with text under it saying "These data centers are pissing me off..."

spotted near ashburn, va

08.08.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You'll never take me alive.

06.08.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@upcloud.com who is your favorite touhou character?

07.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank god for the great hakurei barrier
now we dont have to worry about seija finding her way into the internet

07.08.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kasane Teto going teehee pero in her Spoken For outfit

Kasane Teto going teehee pero in her Spoken For outfit

i can be a woman, i can be a man
look into the mirror tell me who i am
#kasaneteto #้‡้Ÿณใƒ†ใƒˆ #flavorfoley_fa

06.08.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 376    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ok openai๐Ÿ˜ญ nice chart

07.08.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

enby ilf

07.08.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AND WORST OF ALL, FRIEND COULD BE ANY ONE OF US! IT COULD BE YOU, IT COULE BE ME, IT COULD EVEN BE-

07.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sans saying "human... i remember youre bazzites." surrounded by a bunch of nonsense.

Sans saying "human... i remember youre bazzites." surrounded by a bunch of nonsense.

04.08.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welcome back us air force condor cluster

07.08.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
There is a tiny Ralsei in the center of a white void. "give him a cookie. +1 cookie per 10 likes. +1 cookie per 1 repost"

There is a tiny Ralsei in the center of a white void. "give him a cookie. +1 cookie per 10 likes. +1 cookie per 1 repost"

:3 #deltarune

07.08.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 691    ๐Ÿ” 277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
naruto michigan from hit game two hoes 9+10

naruto michigan from hit game two hoes 9+10

Bad morning

07.08.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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cracked it, the Roaring Knight is @ari.lt GPT

07.08.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Art by Radicalmammajamma on Reddit

Art by Radicalmammajamma on Reddit

05.08.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possibly the most idiotic thing Iโ€™ve seen this year.

05.08.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 1: There is a small, pink, frowning blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen is crouching down to it, resting his elbows on his knees, and asking, "Self Esteem, why are you so SMALL?"

Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down with reflective, emotional eyes and says "I'm s-sorry." Shen's hand pets it on the head as Shen, from off-panel, says "It's okay!"

Panel 3: Shen, still resting his hand on Self Esteem's head, points behind him with his thumb, and shifts his eyes to gaze that way too. Self Esteem also looks that way, curious. Shen says "just take some notes from your brother, okay?"

Panel 4: In the corner of a room, on a metal bench bending under his weight, sits a massive lime green blob labeled "Elf Esteem." He has a menacing and confident smile and muscular yellow arms and legs, and he is curling a dumbbell with his left arm. He's surrounded by posters of fictional elf women, such as Frieren, Zelda, and Marcille Donato. He also has a bow and arrow leaned against the wall, and a pair of fake elf ears on the ground near him.

Panel 1: There is a small, pink, frowning blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen is crouching down to it, resting his elbows on his knees, and asking, "Self Esteem, why are you so SMALL?" Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down with reflective, emotional eyes and says "I'm s-sorry." Shen's hand pets it on the head as Shen, from off-panel, says "It's okay!" Panel 3: Shen, still resting his hand on Self Esteem's head, points behind him with his thumb, and shifts his eyes to gaze that way too. Self Esteem also looks that way, curious. Shen says "just take some notes from your brother, okay?" Panel 4: In the corner of a room, on a metal bench bending under his weight, sits a massive lime green blob labeled "Elf Esteem." He has a menacing and confident smile and muscular yellow arms and legs, and he is curling a dumbbell with his left arm. He's surrounded by posters of fictional elf women, such as Frieren, Zelda, and Marcille Donato. He also has a bow and arrow leaned against the wall, and a pair of fake elf ears on the ground near him.

01.08.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8295    ๐Ÿ” 1494    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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for those curious about the spincake

05.08.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hashtag ใƒˆใƒ“ fell off hashtag horse fax

05.08.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell yeah

05.08.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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