Danny

WAKE UP, SLUTS!!

It's time to sin...

Happily. And well.

I'll give you bedhead...

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QUESTION!

Anyone heading to Gran Canaria in a couple of weeks for #WinterPride ?

GodDAMN

YUMMY

Im fat. I have a cock. Its Friday.

Its #fcf #fatcockfriday

Have a look through. Hes an archer and a pole dancer. Just... damn

I have such a crush on this guy...

Sat in a cafe for lunch, and a guy on a table not far away decided to belch REALLY loud (my boots rattled) and then, loudly, ring someone (his mother, I think?) and say "OH finally off the shitter, are you?"

The looks of disgust from me and all other patrons didnt even register.

Vile creature.

Its killing me!!!!!

two women are fighting and one of them is wearing a bravo shirt ALT: two women are fighting and one of them is wearing a bravo shirt

Me right now watching #celebritytraitors with that damn cliff hanger!!

I dont know why... but Alexander skaarsgard should play Captain Shon. I just... I feel it.

Oh god another

Ohmygod i just found some old tiktok videos i did during lockdown!

My night: clothes off. Fire on. Netflix.

They are, im meh haha

Post a picture of you and your child(ren)

Hahahaha oh god no

EXACTLY

Huh I can see that. Just... less clothes.

Friends: "Do you want to do 'X'?"

Me: "no."

Friends: "what about 'Y'?"

Me: "no."

Friends: "okay, so... 'Z'?"

Me: "listen, I was a cesarean section baby. I didn't want to come out then and I don't want to go out now."

Single? Probably 3 years since last boyfriend but he was a minor one. Since the last major relationship, 6 years

Being single for so long is hell, because I get asked if i'm seeing anyone and my thoughts go...

"Do you mean a therapist? A boyfriend? Or the ghosts of victorian posh ladies?"

a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh " ALT: a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "

My last boyfriend was an actor, but not a very good one.

The best thing he'd ever been in was... well, me! And even then his performance was lack luster.

HA

Bed. Rum. No work tomorrow 😂

Disgusting, the both of you. Show some decorum. How gro - yeah okay so did I.

Interviewer: tell me about a time you had good team skills

Me: thinking about that time I was at an orgy, and midway through stopped and made everyone tea and coffee and provided biscuits. (Wasn't even my house.)

There is no watershed on the Internet.