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Several happy isopods munching on a celery stick

Celery Decomposé is the featured menu item today at the Mulch Hut. Rave reviews so far! #isopods #herps

The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:

My roommate just brought in this gorgeous Eastern Tiger Swallowtail!

That's my girl Chiquita!

A bright yellow white-sided A. Vulgare isopod on a green leaf.

Been busy but the pods are thriving! #herps #isopods

A dried mud dauber nest with isopods neatly sitting in each divet.

Only 1 vacancy left at the Muddauber Motel! Book your room asap. #herps #isopods

YOU GUYS. Meet my very first true albino isopod! A. Vulgare. His name is Peekaboo 🥰 #herps #isopods

This fella was actually collected from my wild, outdoor colonies this morning!

A bright yellow vulgare isopod with light orange trim

A bright yellow vulgare isopod with light orange trim with another pod flailing in the foreground

A bright yellow vulgare isopod with light orange trim surrounded by various other Vulgares.

Pod pals, we've found it. The yellowest Vulgare I've ever found! #herps #isopods

No, it isn't.

The inspector came by for her quarterly review, and everyone passed with flying colors! (She inspects for cuteness) 🥰 #herps #isopods

Check out the beautiful natural camouflage on this pod. #herps #isopods

Yes, one of the many beloved names for these beauties!

Side view of a gray isopod with light yellow speckling atop some mulch

Binky is late for his first day of work at the Mulch n Munch! 😧 #isopods #herps

A beautiful white sided vulgare isopod with bright yellow marks over a brown base against a magnolia leaf.

Yall pray for Vanessa, she's new here and she said it's EXHAUSTING to be this pretty and popular. #herps #isopods

An isopod standing upright against the side of the enclosure to reach the stem of a leaf.

Biiiig stretch 🥰 #herps #isopods

Margarine label parody of "I cant believe it's not butter" saying "I cant believe it's gotten even worse!"

Every day like 😃

That's a good one! Banoffee is now on the name list.

How would yall describe this morph? She's white-sided, yellow, brown and orange... I'm thinking Libra, maybe Saggitarius. #isopods #herps

Many multicolored Vulgare isopods against a piece of driftwood.

Many multicolored Vulgare isopods against a piece of driftwood but now the lighting is blue and purple.

Club Driftwood was absolutely popping last night, yall shouldve been there. #herps #isopods

A dried mud daubber nest with several isopods in the holes

Isopods looking for a nice vacation venue, look no further than the Muddauber Motel! Quiet, private rooms, beautiful view, and free breakfast! (It's mulch). Only a few vacancies left, book your nook asap! #isopods #herps

Hotaru is alive and well, btw! #isopods #herps

Several isopods eating a split grape against substrate.

Grapes are going over real well with the gang today. #herps #isopods

A bright yellow and gray striped isopod against a piece of bark

Pod of the Day: Lantern! #isopods #herps

A woman wearing a dragon jawbone on her head, with eyes wide open, embraced by a larger dragon

Quick ink made for @/jddrussell.bsky.social

Marshmallow is so cute 🥹

Another new A. Vulgare morph?? Check out this white pod! #herps #isopods

Should I call it Angel Food Cake or Moby Dick? Plz vote in the comments.

A mysterious ivory tailed isopod with light grey speckling near the front and head.

A mysterious ivory tailed isopod with light grey speckling near the front and head.

EXCITING NEWS yall I found a pod with a brand new morph today! Never seen anything like this. #herps #isopods

A yellow patterned vulgare isopod on a bump on a log.

Moving my big Vulgare enclosure into the living room was such a good idea. I'm so lucky to be able to spend time with these critters up close. 🥰 #herps #isopods

6 multicolored Vulgare isopods sitting on an apple core that they're also eating.

When you and the besties are enjoying a lovely apple brunch, plus you're all gorgeous. #isopods #tagyourbesties #herps #justgirlythings