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ex chinurse devastatingly sincere she/whatever I AM A TRANS SAFE PERSON ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€ NcRcUW6W4aOq

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What is it really?

06.12.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stupid guesses make me happy

06.12.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pork fluffernutter

06.12.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Salmon whip?

06.12.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whipped ham?

06.12.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a lifelong light pickup driver I feel your pain.

06.12.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More bags of kitty litter over the wheels

05.12.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค˜

05.12.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ten huge horchatas, please

05.12.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You gotta tip those babies way down

05.12.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When people mislabel you as antisocial, remind them that you're asocial-and say it like The Fonz.

28.08.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know how to fight

05.12.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely

05.12.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me this am: I mean itโ€™s not like thereโ€™s a lot going on down there I got divorced last year, etc
NP: well you donโ€™t have to be married, some people use apps
Me: Iโ€™m 61 and on a farm, Iโ€™m not exactly tripping over potentials out here
She also has a sheep farm, we laughed.

05.12.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would someone please come over and stand on my back?

05.12.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey boys, stop by the trailer before you leave tonight

05.12.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!

05.12.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And he could work on getting rid of him now.

05.12.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m taking it off your brain. Get some rest.

05.12.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dammit once again. If a person tries to politely help with my coat the coat and I become irretrievably pretzeled.

05.12.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But itโ€™s bullshit

05.12.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also thousands of dollars in running down weird incidental findings that wouldnโ€™t have been a cause for concern.

05.12.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still thinking about Donut

05.12.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They look like sausages drying.

05.12.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh boy it is rare to find others who despise homeschooling like I do. โœŒ๏ธ

05.12.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw the trophy. Are all those hands grabbing up real estate?

05.12.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A selfie photo of my outfit, which is an ugly Christmas sweater....suit. The jacket, pants, and tie all have a fake knitted appearance of red and white with green trees. Around my neck is garland with little ornaments and colored lights.

A selfie photo of my outfit, which is an ugly Christmas sweater....suit. The jacket, pants, and tie all have a fake knitted appearance of red and white with green trees. Around my neck is garland with little ornaments and colored lights.

Today's fit for the final day of lecturing. ๐ŸŽ„

05.12.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 222    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If I may: GOOD

05.12.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Helloo better than expected plus I had a giant cinnamon roll!

05.12.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It did for a lot of us

05.12.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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