it's just "alex"

yknow what fuck it. let’s get high. dead dove omegaverse by the end of march. never ask me for shit again

wait jk jjkbsky also sad as hell BRO STOP

happy v day to everybody but jjk twt cuz why yall making me sad while im working

what a time to be alive ☕️🐸

coontails or golden hour light? yes. based. 150% no notes. standing ovation.

i need more transmasc friends cuz i know these fems mean well but oh my god bro 🥲

i’m so sorry, sleeper build? is that a slur, cuz that does Not sound nice.

S8 INFINITY 2?!

specifically the omega allegations. it’s not my fault i’m gods most breedable boy. you can’t like nasty gego mpreg but call me “motherly” if im babysitting my friends infant. gooner or terf, that shit is NOT NICE

listen linda i consider beef and bullying a form of affection. you’re completely free to clown me, in fact, please baby fuck me up in these comments. HOWEVER we draw the line at transphobia/racism/misogyny. i don’t bust my ass every day to be called a woman. pick a fucking struggle 🤨

yall i feel GOOD. lord have mercy im so hot. like its kinda unfair. bed hair bun, ripped abs, sleepy voice, i’m unbeatable. i’m honestly so sorry to anyone who competes with me

went out with a certified baddie and she looked at me all impressed. why? she assumed i was a chicken tender kid and didn’t think id eat all the weird shit she fed me

aight we gotta stop with these ai webtoon ads, yall making me uncomfortable

MY SIBLING WANTS MY PROFESSIONAL HELP FUCK YEASHGGGGGGGSHDOFBWLVPQBFLAVFLEVDLFHV

arms cuz it’s not giving “beat me up mommy” enough

wait guys i really wanna yap about this i may be Cooking

(i already started im so high at the studio i may need to call my mommy)

told my buddy if he pays me $5k up front i’ll do an entire gram and write an early 2000s White Boy Punk™ ep about blue spring

a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me ALT: a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me

to everybody clowning me for putting like six rugs per room in my house, it’s -40° out and my toesies haven’t frozen off

put my septum ring in after months of it out and hoooo nelly that shit SMARTS 🥲

she has a smart person job and i’m just charismatic and make most of my money with donations and sweet talk, i may have to concede to the allegations.

infinite void is tsukuyomi, this man has two sharingan *GUNSHOTS*

i’m so funny, you monsters, like my bleets.

nicknaming my company card Food And Drug Association™

as much as i love being enby and privileged enough to do the gender juices, i genuinely hate how immediately hairy i get ( ◡‿◡ *) it’s like the one thing im not really about. i swear you can see the shit growing in real time

no im so fr he’s basically a doughnut eating pig who beats up a kid episode 1

satoru gojo is a cop. limitless is police brutality. six eyes is government surveillance. have a great day

shit gets scarier and scarier in chi every day man. oh my god.

just had a really really scary thought and now i lowkey can’t look at myself until i figure out what the fuck that was

i see my own ads on tv now and i fucking hate them