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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ‘οΈπŸ€“ Β½ of Half In, Half Out Professional Gender Ideologist β€œHunky Sports Figure”

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Latest posts by blakeilan.bsky.social on Bluesky

What if we just killed all the pedophiles? That seems like the fucking answer to me. Vigilante justice.

16.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that nobody is is even considering that the Epstein death notice with the wrong date could just be misdated because people are sometimes wrong and make mistakes.

09.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the Superbowl sent a powerful message last night, that despite our many differences we can come together as a country to celebrate the fact that the Patriots lost.

09.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 679    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 5

It’s so weird how ICE hasn’t stopped crime.

09.02.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6806    πŸ” 1007    πŸ’¬ 354    πŸ“Œ 77

I'm happy for everyone who loves the Seahawks and for the larger group of people who hate the Patriots.

09.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2413    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 6

Yo make sure you go vote for the Seahawks kicker as MVP

09.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Out in the world during the Super Bowl and it’s like the Straight Man Rapture.

09.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Here ya go!!

09.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Kid Rock makes music for guys who are only allowed to see their children every other weekend, but don’t. #MAGA #turningpoint

08.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

the seahawks kicker is still the highest scoring player on the field

09.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THEY ADDED JASON MYERS LETS GOOOOOOOO

09.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best workout of my life.

09.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every ICE officer who has broken the law should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.

08.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3746    πŸ” 664    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 44
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Honestly if you told me as a kid one day there’d be a lesbian singing America the Beautiful at the Super Bowl, well, I definitely wouldn’t have believed you. #SuperBowl

08.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1111    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 9

the kicker should be the mvp

09.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

WHY CANT WE VOTE FOR THE KICKER FOR MVP??? NFL GET IT TOGETHER

09.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I much prefer last year's Super Bowl with the Eagles kicking ass.

09.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 896    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 10
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a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32

Green Day playing American Idiot at the Super Bowl kickoff show

08.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black hoodie is sitting in the stands during a basketball game and says lets gooooo . ALT: a man in a black hoodie is sitting in the stands during a basketball game and says lets gooooo .

YALL HEARD GREEN DAY πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ
#SuperbowlLX

08.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1065    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

Cancel the rest of the game and just let him continue

09.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

But why - you made them worse?
Actually that matches the vibes this year.

07.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I assumed something that filmed last week would air in 6+ months but apparently this show turns eps around in 2 months??? Like the ep is part of a season that is currently airing and almost half over.

03.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my students got a speaking role on an episode of a HUGE tv show and I am SO EXCITED to watch.

03.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just not that hard to be less awful than this, ya know?

02.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very glad. As an EMU alum, I’m disgusted.

02.02.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NOPE NOPE NOPE

02.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We're not savage. We're not animals. We are not aliens. We are humans – and we are Americans."

Bad Bunny

02.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 831    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

The paid out of state agitators are literally the ICE agents.

29.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3048    πŸ” 671    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 14

"ICE has definitely gone too far but we still n-" no we don't. Whatever the purist version of what you think their job is supposed to be is, we don't need them for that. We can just get rid of all of it and put that money towards some, anything else.

29.01.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3168    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 18

It is profoundly sad that a white man's concealed carry guns rights is what is getting certain people to finally understand that the US government does not give a shit about laws or rights or lives. This is not a criticism of the victim. This is a criticism of the US's sympathies & priorities.

26.01.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7147    πŸ” 1487    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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