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chaotic neutral rave clown reporting in ๐Ÿคก rly just 3 raccoons in a trench coat ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ„โœจ 18+ only please โœจ

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finally got a labubu to go with my lafufu

they're sisters ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ

30.09.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ

โ€œWhy do they need masks? Theyโ€™re federal officials, theyโ€™re paid by the taxpayers. They should be doing their jobs in a way thatโ€™s lawful and constitutional, and thatโ€™s part of the job.โ€

DC Mayor Bowser questions why so many federal officers in the capital continue to cover their faces.

22.08.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14797    ๐Ÿ” 5655    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1140    ๐Ÿ“Œ 341

thank you!! she may be my favorite one now ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’ž

18.08.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weโ€™re not distracted and itโ€™s not going away.

17.08.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21035    ๐Ÿ” 6812    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 421    ๐Ÿ“Œ 253

This wasnโ€™t just a security breach, documents obtained by NPR from a hotel guest who found them on a printer revealed something even more disturbing: a planned luncheon in honor of Vladimir Putin. The menu literally read, โ€œIn honor of his excellency Vladimir Putin.โ€

17.08.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14392    ๐Ÿ” 5047    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 608    ๐Ÿ“Œ 315

Heโ€™s a Confederate Soviet Stan who loves dictators and hires Nazi history buffs and was best friends with the worldโ€™s most notorious pedophile for decades and he ran teen beauty pageants for years and his only focus is stealing money and he hates you and thinks his own supporters are morons too.

17.08.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2793    ๐Ÿ” 573    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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isn't he just the cutest lil knife you ever did see๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฉตโœจ

15.08.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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is it giving hyper-femme girlypop

11.08.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This week the President of the United States walked around on the roof of The White House and yelled about nuclear weapons in a desperate bid to distract from allegations that he is a child sex trafficker.

09.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13387    ๐Ÿ” 3582    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 487    ๐Ÿ“Œ 180
The Real Reason the Economy Might Collapse | Robert Reich
Robert Reich The Real Reason the Economy Might Collapse | Robert Reich

The rich donโ€™t spend the money they have, and the poor donโ€™t have money to spend.

This is a problem when 70% of the economy relies on consumer spending.

Closing our nation's wealth gap isnโ€™t just the right thing to do. Itโ€™s essential to save our economy. https://youtu.be/S6dCh48b4oI?feature=shared

09.08.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10661    ๐Ÿ” 3802    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 375    ๐Ÿ“Œ 173
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well, it's official. i'm obsessed with kpop demon hunters ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฉต

06.08.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cute curvy tan warrior girl with blonde hair and bikini armor stands smiling with a warhammer in hand. She is hiding behind a corner in a dungeon getting ready to smash an unsuspecting skeleton warrior around the corner.
Sitting behind her is a thin, pale, white haired devil girl magician wearing a bunny suit leotard, ripped purple stockings. The sorceress is carrying a spooky staff with a face and horns and a grimoire. She is watching curiously from her safe spot behind the other girl.

A cute curvy tan warrior girl with blonde hair and bikini armor stands smiling with a warhammer in hand. She is hiding behind a corner in a dungeon getting ready to smash an unsuspecting skeleton warrior around the corner. Sitting behind her is a thin, pale, white haired devil girl magician wearing a bunny suit leotard, ripped purple stockings. The sorceress is carrying a spooky staff with a face and horns and a grimoire. She is watching curiously from her safe spot behind the other girl.

Classic warrior girl and mage girl duo again! ๐Ÿ”จโœจ
worked on this doodle over the week as a treat after work

Glad y'all enjoyed my little adventuring party of opposites in the last post! TYSM! ๐Ÿ’œ

I'm thinking of going with Tandy and Tiefla for names, but not 100% set on it yet.
#oc #art #sketch #rkgk

05.08.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5191    ๐Ÿ” 479    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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new tattoos! โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ž๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ‘พ

#tattoos #cutetattoos

02.08.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you!! โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ž

02.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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of course! ๐Ÿ’ž

01.08.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have fourteen tattoos now, can I refer to myself as tatted up

28.07.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They Cancelled Colbert to Send a Message Free speech is under attack.

When a network lays off one of Americaโ€™s greatest satirists, itโ€™s not because he failed. Itโ€™s because he succeeded too loudly.

19.07.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8179    ๐Ÿ” 1815    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 212    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68
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Jamie Lee Curtis on The Late Show cancellation.

โ€œTheyโ€™re trying to silence us. That wonโ€™t workโ€ฆweโ€™ll just get louderโ€

18.07.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31596    ๐Ÿ” 8499    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 613    ๐Ÿ“Œ 518

CBS is canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, calling it a โ€œfinancial decision.โ€ โ€ฆ sure. Totally nothing to do with the political commentary, right?

18.07.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14787    ๐Ÿ” 2652    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 707    ๐Ÿ“Œ 195

Primary every anti-trans Democrat. All of them.

17.07.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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All of the above ๐Ÿ˜ญ

14.07.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Charlie Kirk says heโ€™s not going to talk about Epstein anymore and will โ€œtrust his friends in government.โ€ The ones who covered it up. Charlie Kirk is covering up sex trafficking crimes.

14.07.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14301    ๐Ÿ” 3543    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 838    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213

Tech bros donโ€™t want to save the world. They want to own it, brand it, license it, and charge you a monthly fee to visit.

13.07.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15953    ๐Ÿ” 3575    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 363    ๐Ÿ“Œ 149

If Russia India and the United States were building solar at the same rate as China the renewable energy transition would be over in no time. Unfortunately three of these countries are easily controlled by the interests of fossil fuel capitalists

13.07.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3160    ๐Ÿ” 626    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
A screenshot of the no ice in California front page bundle showing it has made $37, 630 of its $50k goal

A screenshot of the no ice in California front page bundle showing it has made $37, 630 of its $50k goal

Might be a good time to remind folks of the No ICE in California itch bundle raising funds for the immigrant defenders law center (or you can donate to them directly) itch.io/b/3110/no-ic...

11.07.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5369    ๐Ÿ” 4302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

I'm having real fucking issues coping with, well... everything lately

07.07.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. They are legitimately bad people and I want them to disappear

07.07.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate every last Trump supporting motherfucker in this country, I hope they fucking rot

07.07.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are folks mad at the working mom with kids on Medicaid and SNAP rather than companies like Walmart that refuse to pay her a living wage and provide health insurance?

06.07.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26563    ๐Ÿ” 6569    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1023    ๐Ÿ“Œ 350

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