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U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett speaks at a rally Raquel Natalicchio/Staff photographer

Jasmine Crockett: “Yesterday he said stop talking about the Epstein Files — he is the king of distraction & he knows how to get us talking about something other than the Epstein Files — is it new that he’s racist? Absolutely not — what he does care about is more of those files coming out”

I've figured THAT much out in 73+ yrs, Charlie. No MATTER WHAT, Tha RICH are gonna be JUST FINE. They f'n OWN US ..always HAVE, I guess, it's just more OUT THERE, more OBVIOUS these days, esp w/ Mr. Thang in there & his buddy, the Muskrat, or fElon, as I often call him. "World's richest" blah, blah.

"NOT FUNNY!" says EVERY GUY ON HERE...even MORE from this former OR NURSE who used to help w/ circumcisions on ADULTS in the OR...STG...It was common to do one on grown men that wanted one later in life...YIKES!...literally have to put to SLEEP...you shld SEE them after being prepped w/ their...O_O

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Right? Here's a prime example...MAGA will be LOSING THEIR MINDS over this: www.msn.com/en-us/money/... as if it benefits most of THEM somehow. A seemingly intelligent nurse practitioner I worked w/ back when DJT was 1st in: "The Dow's at an ALL-TIME HIGH! That PROVES he's the G.O.A.T.!" STGSMH

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3/ Another attempt by Tha Rich to AVOID paying THEIR FAIR SHARE of TAXES. There's no MORE FAIR TAX other than sales tax, both at our choice...and property tax in TX pays for ALL KINDS of public services, our schools, etc. They never miss a BEAT, do they? & call themselves "Xtians"- ME ME ME ppl.

2/ Wanted to vote AGAINST our AG- Paxton & a few more TOTALLY CORRUPT ppl in various positions. Many didn't know anything abt, so either didn't vote or voted for obvious WOMEN's names-some Latinas-one named Cleopatra...O_O Several referendums on there, too- TRYING to ELIMINATE PROPERTY TAX. F THAT.

Thx, Albert! for that! Wish I could VOTE in @crockett.house.gov @jasmineforus.bsky.social 's primary....I registered as an R in 2024 so I could vote AGAINST DJT AND Cruz TWICE, in primary AND in general. Felt GOOD...did it MATTER? Only to ME. Did same thing this week- voted by MAIL-LOVE IT. tbc...

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SO BAD!....KEEP 'EM COMING!

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny

Tht we were ALREADY THERE! SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP!

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i wonder what people without children do with all of their free sanity

"Bang a GONG!"

YouTube video by T.Rex T. Rex - Telegram Sam (Official Music Video)

February 5, 1972

T Rex were at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'Telegram Sam', the group's third UK No.1 which was taken from their album The Slider.

#ClassicRock
#RockNRoll
#ClassicVinyl
#MusicSky

youtu.be/hbwVkZ8L8d8?...

Hi, DM! Funny...I was thinking abt @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social 2 days ago, wanting to BRAG that we got 4 #2 answers while playing our WorDaily version of Wordle...then got NONE yesterday. Never know. CAUSE->VOGUE, HAIKU->AUDIO, & 2 others WATER & ERUPT- didn't write down 1st words. STILL FUN!

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I called the theater to ask what time they would be showing the new Melania film.

The guy on the phone asked me: "What time can you get here???"

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I love (not really...HATE all the medication commercials that CONSTANTLY come on Prime/Netflix- yes, I'm too cheap to go ad-free) all the medication ads: "Do not TAKE _ _ _ if you're ALLERGIC to it". NO SHIT? Gotta SAY it, I guess. Like "Unwrap the tampon before inserting", I guess. (O_O)

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101 days traveling for Peace...
Much Much Respect...

Thx, BOB! KEEP 'EM COMING!

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