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@cypherial.bsky.social

Gamer, streamer, professional Jinx apologist http://twitch.tv/cypherial cyxsensetv.carrd.co

148 Followers  |  145 Following  |  1,551 Posts  |  Joined: 07.12.2023  |  2.1146

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Today's decision really makes me consider putting Linux on my Xbox.

20.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually it won't happen at all

20.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the Dems and GOP will both chime in and say "SEE SOCIALISM DOESNT WORK CHECKMATE COMMUNISTS"

20.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I wouldn't give to see the comments section on that one, I bet it's super normal and not at all psychotic

19.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dude does tricks on sig's dick for free lmaoooo

18.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got me feeling like

18.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the guy who sold diaper fetish things marketed towards children

17.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of Michael Kirkbride slumped on the floor in his underwear.
The caption reads: "Michael Kirkbride famously wrote The 36 Lessons of Vivec by imbibing psilocybin mushrooms and LSD and locking himself in his apartment for a week. The above photograph was taken by Todd Howard upon discovering Kirkbride after he failed to show up to work for five days."

Image of Michael Kirkbride slumped on the floor in his underwear. The caption reads: "Michael Kirkbride famously wrote The 36 Lessons of Vivec by imbibing psilocybin mushrooms and LSD and locking himself in his apartment for a week. The above photograph was taken by Todd Howard upon discovering Kirkbride after he failed to show up to work for five days."

Enjoy a hilarious fact about Morrowind

17.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is absolutely zero reason, good or otherwise, that a fucking LEGO GAME should ever require anywhere even remotely close to 16GB of RAM.

This industry is cooked I fear

16.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. SUPPORT YOUR FRIENDS. A like, a repost, a comment, a subscriber to their Twitch or YouTube channels can mean the WORLD to folks and sometimes even change their lives. You just never know how your support can change things for the better.

15.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 278    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6
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We are SO back! You know I had to run it back for the quest, so today we're back in Skyrim for the greatest mod of all time! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGQZ... #gaming #skyrim #dagothur

15.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because I am *specifically^ referring to Morgan Freeman's God character from Bruce Almighty

15.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2k ELO is within your grasp

15.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My headcanon is that Drebin is just the MGS version of Morgan Freeman from Bruce Almighty

14.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heyyy, #actors!! πŸ’šπŸŽ™οΈπŸ©΅πŸŽ™οΈπŸ©·πŸŽ™οΈπŸ’œ

I wanted to post a public message, as I know there are a lot of scams going around, and I am also notoriously tough to contact.

I am affiliated with and have worked for
✨ JR ENTERTAINMENT ✨
and can verify their authenticity as a brand new boutique studio on the scene.

13.02.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

People don’t talk enough about grieving something you never actually had.

12.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not incompetence, it's malice.

11.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I was the only one at my watch party who knew who Sabrina Carpenter was

09.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I didn't watch" okay then your opinion is discarded

09.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red Rockets sounds funnier tbh

08.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
No officer that's not a vertical foregrip on a Glock frame, in fact I believe those would be Testicles, sir. Yes, testicles. No I don't see why that's strange ... hey why are you arresting me?

The "Tac-Sac" concept was never REALLY tested legally and at this point I doubt it ever will.

No officer that's not a vertical foregrip on a Glock frame, in fact I believe those would be Testicles, sir. Yes, testicles. No I don't see why that's strange ... hey why are you arresting me? The "Tac-Sac" concept was never REALLY tested legally and at this point I doubt it ever will.

"Grab life by the Glock."

08.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Merick Garland should be in the dock in The Hague

08.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro thinks he's MGKKK

08.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything except giving us the third fucking game

07.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

>far left
>democrats

Pick one

06.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We already have a BlueMAGA movement. It's called VBNMW and it's why we ended up with Manchin, Cinema, Fetterman, Biden, Harris, etc

06.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Run a shit campaign, have shit policies, do badly, lose the ellection, learn nothing.

It's def the funny account's fault.

05.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After much deliberation my psych has decided to grace me with the privilege of ADHD medication, now all I have to do is take a piss test (for some fucking reason) and they'll send the script to my pharmacy

06.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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