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Writer Going to try and not be political on this. #COYS #GiveBlood #Mencap

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Got me really wanting a croissant with that screenshot

21.02.2026 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We all saw the same image of how slave ships were laid out in grade school, right?

20.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, he might be a criminal genius but he appears in I think two books and is mentioned three times after.

20.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's the Dr. Doom of Sherlock Holmes lore by which he is the only villain standard audiences would stand a chance in recognising.

As soon as he appears it's like 'oh here's our main overarching villain'

John Clay for the win IMO

20.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just by probability its gotta be one of the unrelegated, right?

20.02.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah Imma gonna snap any sec.
Pedos still get to be world leaders
AI is still rumbling and brainwashing the businesses landscape
And now...

Punch is getting bullied. I'm not fucking having it. I'm going to Japan to fight those other monkeys.

20.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta feel sorry for Harry Potter a bit;

Kid spends 10 years of his life as a deformed orphan living off the scraps of his shifty extended family, one day he gets told he's special and gets to fuck off only to learn a dude with no nose is ABSOLUTELY obsessed with him.

19.02.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just hit the nail on the head as to why I was so against it.

15.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LEGO has found a way to ruin itself: a set with a battery-powered piece that has Bluetooth connectivity πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

the beauty of LEGO is that IT IS NOT ONLINE. it’s just a physical toy that you, a person of any age, can play with using your hands and NO INTERNET

15.02.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1511    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

Inprove a show x5 immediately:
Bake Bake Off but every baker has a two year old who is very insistent being helpful.

15.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently on the job hunt and I'm putting myself forward for Spurs manager.
I don't have the experience but at this stage it might be a fucking benefit.

11.02.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The girlfriend doesn't even matter after the first act. She is central towards the end and there's definitely questions about her intentions but she might as well be a figment of Diane Jane's imagination at some points.

09.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The son is brilliant! He is the central catalyst for it all.

He starts off as a bearded, glasses-wearing mommy's boy and he gets shamed by his big sister and told to grow up so he comes back a year later as a finance bro Chad.

09.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The mother is a left-leaning debater who challenges political views that aren't her own.
The father is a fence-sitting centrist.
Eldest daughter is a satirical comedian
Second daughter is a cynical lawyer
Third daughter is a curious scientist searching for meaning

09.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But what works?
Well it's an interesting look at the rise of authoritarianism and how it can dismantle the families.
In particular this family.
I appreciated that the core 6 members of the family represented various forms of liberalism slowly being eroded by a parasite from within (put a πŸ“Œ in that)

09.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IMO of course.

09.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The first 30 minutes of the film are engaging as hell and worth the watch. But as time passes and the real plot unfolds I did think this was two film ideas frankensteined together.

09.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of the plots could have been explored more had it taken its time. The sister and her journalist boyfriend. The other sister and her aggro depressed boyfriend as well. And the stand-up sister who is a fugitive for some reason??

09.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a good film? Yyyyyyyyes.
A very struggling yes.

It has massive ideas spread thinly over a long film. It could have benefitted from being a series in which every episode is a year of theee families lives.

09.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But seriously....

This film is insane. I was expecting from the trailers an erotic revenge thriller that could have been a little The Hand That Rocks The Cradle.

Instead I got the American version of Years and Years.

09.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The 2025 film Anniversary now on #Netflix demonstrates how dangerous The Change is.

As a result, any woman I see going through the menopause is getting dropkicked in an instant.

I'm doing my part. Are you?

09.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He might have forgotten that some artists use their music as a framing device for political messages and movements.

Just like how some comedians get their political messages out there through painfully mediocre Twitter jokes compiled into a 60 min special.

03.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole thing should require its own task force but instead it's like "here's the papers...now you know"

And we're like is anyone gonna get arrested?

03.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Writing just for you is like eating a spoonful of melted chocolate

Enjoy.

03.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want Yugi Moto to come into my life and tell me everything's gonna be okay.

And then we duel.

02.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like bringing cake into the office cos it's your birthday. Go for it hun. Share the good news!

02.02.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This will be very interesting: just from the visual aesthetic of the comic it's very meta and tongue-in-cheek. A lot of winking and nodding that would be fun to see in live action.

Also, it'll be hilarious when the horny dweebs get pissed off that it's NOT as sex-sex-sex-sex as they'd hoped.

02.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pitch idea: its The Pitt but every boo boo is treated with a kiss from a mum.

31.01.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm exactly four minutes into The Beauty and I've had The Prodigy, toilet-drinking, violence over a drink, and a woman bursting over fifteen dudes in matching outfits.

Brings me back to my 21st it really does.
#FX #TheBeauty

30.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a wall with the letters cw on it ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a wall with the letters cw on it

Gearing myself up for every cum joke imaginable.

30.01.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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