Sylvia M.F. Drake

An anthropomorphized roach wearing high heels gazes at their reflection in the mirror in a dingy dive bathroom. The walls are plastered with stickers and old posters, mostly indecipherable, and trash litters the ground.

City Slicker

A terrible 4 panel comic. Panel 1, a sketched woman stands alone, cracking her knuckles, saying: "4 panels and a dream. no thoughts. just art. ALL TERRIBLE. Let's do this." Panel 2, the woman bears a smug expression, and says: "besides... heh... who needs a punchline when you can draw smug faces-" but is cut off by a purple figure stepping into frame, saying "yo check out my Ourple!" Panel 3, woman blankly stares at purple, who stands there delightfully clasping its hands as it emits purple sparkles. Panel 4, woman is now purple as well, and both figures stand cheerfully and sparkling. At the bottom, a caption reads, "author's note: * (a purple sparkle) were actually contagious spores" There is no moral to this tragedy. Just senseless purple.

Oh hey I'm alive. Have a poast. From me! Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025 to all who observe!

new forum signature

bear anger

Happy to report that the tail is incredibly stable and you can indeed swing this thang around like a weapon

okay holiday's over but i dont wanna change my pfp back. so.
Ooooohhhh nooooooooo the "curse" lasts all month alaaaaaasss what a shaaaaaame *eats cereal gayly*

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April fools I'm going to maul you alive

A block of text looms over an inkblot, who stops its doodling to examine the floating omen. The block is white text on a black background with a blue border, reading: "WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE." (taken from Castlevania 2) The inkblot (my artsona) wears a loose red button-down shirt, has translucent globs for "hair", and is otherwise entirely a pile of black goop. It has one arm reached forwards, sticking onto the open page of a sketchbook. It leans its head back to look up, and utters "Whuzzat?"

A large pink mushroom cloud explosion, with a red outline and flecks of blue. The blast is accompanied by some onomatopoeia; "honk-KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!" (The honk and exclamation points are outside the blast, while the KABOOM occupies the rounded upper portion of the cloud.

Where once there was an inkblot, now sits a clown; still the same person (me), with a different face. The clown wears a blue shirt with white and red patterns, and a tiny purple cone hat. Her hair is red, long and curly; her lips are blue, as are her eyebrows; its eyes are classic rubberhose-pacman-dots; its cheeks are adorned with red-and-blue spirals; and of course, she has a big red nose. Her hand is still outstretched onto the page. She muses aloud: "Oh yeeeeaaahh...", and mutters without a speech bubble: "how'd I forget about that?" (Note: the "O" in "Oh" is also a clown nose) Also, thank you for reading the alt text! :+)

Hmm... I feel kinda funny tonight, for some reason...

A block of text looms over an inkblot, who stops its doodling to examine the floating omen. The block is white text on a black background with a blue border, reading: "WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE." (taken from Castlevania 2) The inkblot (my artsona) wears a loose red button-down shirt, has translucent globs for "hair", and is otherwise entirely a pile of black goop. It has one arm reached forwards, sticking onto the open page of a sketchbook. It leans its head back to look up, and utters "Whuzzat?"

A large pink mushroom cloud explosion, with a red outline and flecks of blue. The blast is accompanied by some onomatopoeia; "honk-KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!" (The honk and exclamation points are outside the blast, while the KABOOM occupies the rounded upper portion of the cloud.

Where once there was an inkblot, now sits a clown; still the same person (me), with a different face. The clown wears a blue shirt with white and red patterns, and a tiny purple cone hat. Her hair is red, long and curly; her lips are blue, as are her eyebrows; its eyes are classic rubberhose-pacman-dots; its cheeks are adorned with red-and-blue spirals; and of course, she has a big red nose. Her hand is still outstretched onto the page. She muses aloud: "Oh yeeeeaaahh...", and mutters without a speech bubble: "how'd I forget about that?" (Note: the "O" in "Oh" is also a clown nose) Also, thank you for reading the alt text! :+)

Hmm... I feel kinda funny tonight, for some reason...

Haven't had much time to draw recently. Take a repost of this old Dunkleosteus instead. (2022)

Happy Transgender Day!!! To anyone whose gender is no longer the default setting, know that I love you, deeply and without compromise or regret. 🧡
(If you're still cis tho, that's okay too— there's always time. It's never too late. 💙)

Merry #sapphicsunday to all who observe! Sometimes, Love can be a candycane supervillainess, her wereshark big brute butch henchman, 4 stories between them, and 400 pounds of steel rapidly closing the distance <3

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

Was reading about the Minccino and Trubbish dynamics and i wanted to make more girlies

#pokemon

Colors from the other side.

The nicest smile by far

take me to clurch

BLOCK
a song about the feeling u get when u know u can make art because youve made art before, but for some reason you cant make art no matter how hard you bang your head against the brick wall of Making Art.

comic about the artist

Top 10 music subgenre names as voted for by a council of me on the drive home from the store:

1. Pigfuck
2. Powerviolence
3. Shitgaze
4. Burning Spirits
5. No Wave
6. Cybergrind
7. Afrobeat
8. HexD (also the 8th worst genre name)
9. Funeral Doom Metal
10. Ambient Americana

Mario Fills His Prescription

a variety of grim fandango sketches. one of glottis standing scratching his head, one of him playing a too-small-for-him piano, and two headshots: one of him pogging and one of him looking upwards with his ears twitching. there are also three drawings of manuel calavera. one of just his head, one of him lounging with special focus drawn to his big butt, and one with him wearing a shirt that says "BONE MACHINE", except defaced by domino by sharpie-ing an R at the end of BONE. manny has a text bubble that says "pinche domino".

finished grim fandango on friday. you can probably guess who my favorite was

#Antonblast #DynamiteAnnie

who. is. this.. GRREEEEN GAL??

Past Me: y'know, I'm glad this medication is helping with Symptoms, but I'm gonna use this time in between psychiatrists to go back off 'em, because I find I really can't put up with The Side Effects. This feels like a healthy choice! ^_^

Present Me: what the fuck are these Symptoms doing here >:0

can't remember why i made this

A nude man sits on the couch and watches he TV. He asks his boyfriend "hey, do you want to watch heterosexual porn?" His boyfriend says "yeah sounds, fun." They watch it with great focus. They hold hands while the boyfriend takes a sip of beer. The boyfriend comments "aw, that's cute."