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19.03.2025 01:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trixie the Trollop was brought before the bench on a solicitation charge.
"Young madam," said the esteemed jurist, "I will let you go free if you'd only promise to be celibate."
"Blimey, guvnah!" replied our flustered floozy. "Tryna sell a bit wot's got me arse hauled in ere, ennit?"
Since Elon Anal Gland X-pressing himself all over Twitter is why so many of us are here...
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