My brothers and I used to jump off the old one! Until one cut his leg on an old iron bed frame

She’s composing music or conducting an orchestra in that dream 🎶💤

I just discovered this meme and I love it.

Happy #PrideMonth to all my #LGBTQIA + friends!

I would love to thank that person for sharing that so eloquently if she ever reads this ❤️🙌

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There are induction hob converter plates, Google it, don’t lose the memories!
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It’s not a mess, it’s lived in!

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

If we last long enough to get there, we're going to reach a point in our culture where autism isn't treated as a disorder, but simply as a difference in cognitive function, and we're going to look back at this era in such horror and shame that no one will believe it was real.

a woman with the word perfect on the bottom right Alt: Helena Bonham Carter acting and saying the word perfect on the bottom right

Swam in the Heath ladies pond and she got in one day, she was so sweet and fun with her mates and just gave off absolutely lovely warm vibes

I hope one of your comorbids is not misophonia 🙉

My brother sent archive.ph/2025.05.02-2... just now so I’ve read that and absolutely will be buying the book as soon as can afford. He’s AuDHD, I’m ADHD & it’s so nice when we both see something that sums up some of our experiences, especially from someone we already follow/like for other reasons. 🙌

"It was difficult not to look back on my life and wonder what I might have been able to achieve if I’d been diagnosed earlier. Part of me wanted to contact all those who had been witness to my previous screw-ups, waving my diagnosis like an alibi: ‘Look! There’s an explanation! It wasn’t my fault!’"

Great advice on helping someone who is grieving.

VESTA. Roman goddess of the hearth, home and family BUT ALSO patron deity of bakers, and we can all see this dog has had her paws in flour all day. ❤️👌🏻

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

I was in the kitchen and heard the voice and said MARTI PELLOW you are so right. (He also was on Michael Macintyre last week and is about to tour…) he’s still got it, mind 👌🏻❤️

What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. CARL SAGAN

Tweet from @POOPSCRUFFIN4U: Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of "Lean on Me" made entirely of samples of Homer saying "d'oh".

Not a single word of this prepared me for the next one.

Just here to say thank you for the John Candy/TPAA gif on my timeline.

poem by J. Raymond.

A picture of an elf on the shelf on a hob top surrounded by sugar with a big old cat turd next to it. The text reads “Did a cute angel thing for the elf. The cat thought it was litter and did a giant shit on my kitchen side. I'm fucking fuming. My poor kids....what the hell?. We go to find the elf and he's had a giant shit? Val”

Happy anniversary to one of my favourite posts

I didn’t watch Schitts Creek for years because of this.

I’ve just finished #culprits on Disney: I rinsed it in a few days. Highly recommend!

Hello Beautiful by @annnapolitano.bsky.social
Recommend it to anyone, not just clever doggos.

Introducing the best thing about me, Maggie the rescue #staffy
Also known as The Seal, Dumples, Pudderson, The Hippo, MagPuss and more #adoptdontshop
Great book btw, from the library. #saveourlibraries