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New statue unveiled of Trump. An uncanny likeness.

The [trump 🤬] Kennedy centre is closing down for two years for “renovations” 😏 Definitely not because of a mass boycott by artists and the public 🤷

Is this bankruptcy his sixth or seventh 🤔 It’s so hard to keep up 🤷

Wow, this is so telling that the pro Trump bot farms have their new instructions.

Melania the movie is rating 1.1 out of 10 on IMDb with 15,000 thousands 1 out of 10 reviews.

Suddenly, amazingly, it starts getting flooded with fantastic fawning 10/10 reviews.

Bots 🤷

Well at least that’s something 👍

This is bollocks.

It’s clearly very carefully chosen documents pointing at the royals snd others and away from Trump. It’s an attempt to deflect from Trump. That’s what they’ve been doing for the last few weeks, carefully hiding Trump and providing evidence on others. 😏

Me 😃😎☀️🏖️

What really got to me when I visited Auschwitz was the room full of children’s shoes.

It was fecking lush smothered in whisky peppercorn sauce

Farage told us we didn’t need a European army because America would always have our back. Now the US is shooting its own citizens in the street and flirting with authoritarianism. That wasn’t foresight. That was catastrophic naivety.

The seals are broken and the beast walks openly now. Its mark is law, its gospel is violence, and its altar is the street. There will be no salvation — only silence after.

Where’s the gun 🤷

Scotland. Happy Burns night. I had to go to Derry to get haggis, it’s just not a thing in the Republic of Ireland.

Tonight I will drink a toast to Scottish Independence.

Im watching this live press conference with a knot in my stomach. He’s fucking insane. He’s just totally insane. He’s going to destroy America and the world. What the fuck is wrong with you congress. This is really scary shit.

Two presidents.

One radiates calm authority.
The other mistakes applause and trinkets for respect.

Just had this trophy into our charity shop. I’ll get it sent over to the White House 👍

In a meeting today the US House Speaker Mike “I know nothing” Johnson met with the UK Speaker of the House of Commons, Sir Lindsay “do you want to go for an early cup of tea?” Hoyle, to thrash out who’s the wettest and most useless.

Macaulay Culkin has given Trump his Oscar because Trump deserves it because he was better than Macaulay in Home Alone 2

Well deserved I say 👏👏👏

First time I heard the name I thought “Benidorm”. But it’s not. It’s a fantastic Neapolitan city. I’d say like Rome. We fell in love. We got married in Gibraltar in 2018, hopped on a coach and had a weeks honeymoon there. We must have been 10 times now. It has places like this you’ll never forget.

Here’s another one for you mate. Malaga. An incredible sherry bar. Your tab is chalked up on the bar till you’re ready to pay.

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Yup, sat in that very bar with my lad about 12 years ago. Up the road a way I had one of the top five meals of my life too. A rabbit done three different ways. I’ve never forgotten it. Great lad and dad holiday 😃

I was actually there about 10 years ago. Brilliant. I’ve been in bars in dozens of countries. But until you’ve been here, you haven’t been to your best bar yet 🤷

www.folkklubs.lv

Famously one Christmas several years ago my sisters dog got in my wife’s handbag and ate a whole box of matchmakers including box! Dog was fine. Never skipped a beat. My sister 😬

🤣👍

Jenrick, MP for Newark.

Newark is literally an anagram of Wanker.

The universe 🤷

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

Thank you

Meet Rex. He lives next door to us on a farm about half a mile away. Pretty much every day he comes up to see us. His little face appears at our French door and we go out and fuss him up good. We never feed him though. He’s not our dog. We’ve just really come to like each other.

🙏

Mrs R loves a Bombay potato. So I’ve made her some as a surprise tonight. She wasn’t up for the king prawn Madras though. A bit hot for her. I don’t usually make prawn curry but there was a load of prawns on the poor shelf 50% off 🤷