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writer of noir detectives with something wrong with them, youtuber (occasionally), and columbo superfan. ask me about KanMoWriCo!

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I was well over 30 when I wrote and published my first novel, and fully agree with you!

05.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1022    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

somehow missed this book of yours completely?? so shoutout to my library to enabling me to devour it immediately!! (absolutely loved it) (this cover is very cool, I may be committing minor mail fraud in order to get it. or I may just make some UK friends. one or the other!)

11.09.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read Arkady Martine's Rose/House novella today and GOD BOOKS ARE SO COOL. THEY'RE VERY GOOD. It was so good that I immediately hopped on pangobooks to see what kinda physical copy I could buy. (I might wait until the paperback comes out next year cause that cover is GORGEOUS)

11.09.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a black cat sitting on a cat tree is looking towards the camera with narrowed yellow eyes

a black cat sitting on a cat tree is looking towards the camera with narrowed yellow eyes

the editorial assistant (Copy) thinks I should be reading FASTER and writing FASTER which is why he looks so angry

05.09.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#BB27
This just in... Marie Catender has won HOH.
Rescue her before she has to go to The White Locust.
Domestic Short Hair โ€“ Brown Tabby
Female
1 ยฝ years
7 pounds
rchumanesociety.org/marie-catend...

05.09.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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my biggest pet peeve in reading is when an author clearly doesn't know what schizophrenia is and just uses it as a substitute for any general type of "crazy" like,,, words mean things! there's a reason schizophrenia and schizoaffective disorder are specifically named things!

30.08.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this month I'm:
- running a weekly writing workshop
- beta reading my friends 150k pirate epic fantasy book
- traveling for a week for work
- celebrating my gfs birthday
- making a revision plan for my novel

doing normal feeling normal (this is a lie)

05.08.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
slurpee machine with one crashed screen

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

29.07.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18516    ๐Ÿ” 5997    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 237    ๐Ÿ“Œ 362

instead it's just like. sadly mid. I would've loved this more if we didn't get any of the other POV and just had the detective doing more insanely referential shit, it would've been really fun.

17.06.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my girlfriend kept going "you hate this book!!" and I had to defend it by constantly referencing some of the really fun things it was doing with referentiality like this felt like it could've been such a cool graphic novel where the characters physically skipped pages and pulled up old info!

17.06.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Picked up Fair Play by Louise Hegarty last night and finished it this morning and uh. I really wanted to like this book!! it had some really fun metatextual elements but the stream of consciousness chapters simply ruined it for me. could've been really fun, except it just wasn't. 1.5 stars.

17.06.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she's giving you emotional support in these trying times

08.05.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
FINISHING DRAFT TWO ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ rewriting my supernatural noir novella from scratch
YouTube video by Bee Hawthorne FINISHING DRAFT TWO ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ rewriting my supernatural noir novella from scratch

I set out to do some "quick changes" to my novella before sending it for feedback and ended up rewriting the whole thing and adding 12k words so,,,, good times! #booksky

youtu.be/yRwgOqL7GFg

02.05.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the guys who run media went from shitheads who used to throw elaborate and expensive parties to fill a void inside of them to guys with headlines about them like "Meet The Startup King Who Invented Slavery 2"

01.05.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3244    ๐Ÿ” 635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Public Works is one of those areas that AI can actually help & there are a bunch of great uses! There are cities using AI cams attached to their fleet to do road assessments 24/7 and make replacing them & reworking roads easier. There's use cases here, but not for generative AI LLMs

30.04.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's so funny I literally just started putting money aside for retirement in January of this year and,,, well,,,

(I'm just not checking it)

29.04.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŒธ a relaxing physical revision day
YouTube video by Bee Hawthorne ๐ŸŒธ a relaxing physical revision day

I am once again creating my own joy by making silly little youtube videos while I attempt to write (or in this case, revise)
youtu.be/M57ImrM9ufQ

25.04.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how do you say โ€œdiva downโ€ in Latin

21.04.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1642    ๐Ÿ” 381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

I just got kicked out of the honky tonk bar for failing two-step verification. ๐Ÿ˜”

20.04.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 326    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
God entering the tomb: are ya risen, son?

God entering the tomb: are ya risen, son?

Happy Easter

20.04.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3784    ๐Ÿ” 684    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

first piece of writing advice: other authors are a huge resource of experience you can trust. weโ€™re not in competition with another.

second: all real writers wipe their asses with a heaping handful of large grain Himalayan sea salt

16.04.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I'm not actually sure that's what these folks are trying to get at? I think a lot comes from a kneejerk reaction to fandom as a whole. I see way more "oh but what if X character was ace" from ppl within fandom than I do from the ppl going "not all relationships have to be romantic!!" outside fandom

16.04.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

samira/abbott really snuck up on me in those last 4 episodes!! I don't really get mel/langdon, but I usually don't get compelled by straight ships anyway so honestly pitt having one that I like is a shock

16.04.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people on this site are always walking into the freak convention & being annoyed when people are freaks like,,, I am aware of the online space I am in. I'm trying to have a dialogue with other people in fan spaces, not the guy who just wandered into the freak convention loudly exclaiming "WEIRD!!"

16.04.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also this is a personal preference but I also exclude crossovers and include completed fics only (they're additional buttons below the exclusion filters). all of this I usually just go from a ship tag I like and then use in tag filters to do. ๐Ÿซก there's good stuff out there, but it's hard to find

16.04.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my genuine tips:
- kudos are a bullshit metric, ur much better off filtering by specific tags + pairings & sorting by bookmarks or comments
- excluding truly so many tags (+ muting authors I don't like!)
- find an author you like & snoop on their bookmarks
- setting a lower limit for word count!

16.04.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my efforts to say this information briefly I seem to have missed a few words ๐Ÿ˜ญ anyway, AI is exciting but LLM's suck ass. thank you for coming to my ted talk

15.04.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We already use robots for that! Many cities use robots to do inspections. They feed that info to an analytical AI (not a LLM gen ai model) & use that to predict where they need to work next based on usage data. we already fascinating real life applications of the tech but it's not in LLM's

15.04.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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