▐ Agent Xenial ▌

I'm now imagining a copper golem with 2^64-1 lightening rods on its head for unlimited range.

It's not a Knarfy video without explosions.

Reference: https://youtu.be/Jsw409lEFAI?t=1712

Dark Knarfy is too strong. Please send help!!!

Reference: https://youtu.be/ONz5HGrbBi0?t=873

Here are some Knarfy specific ones I can think of.

@knarfy.media Video idea? ',:]

AX was blown up by a nuke.

Yo mama is so ugly that everyone died.

Toddlers are savages.

Exercise

I got bored so here are some silly Minecraft death messages I came up with.

Feels the same on Discord. 💀

< internal screaming intensifies >

How it feels when the bus you're about to take drive past the stop:

My computer hates me.

I admit it, programming can be hard sometimes. 😭

a pixel art drawing of a cartoon character with wings and a sword . Alt: It's not a bug, it's a feature.

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

It is Canada Day my dudes.

Happy Canada Day

Aether ate a magic mushroom.

I think Aether is tripping out.

Maybe this is why I still don't have a job. 😭

guh-dough

guh-dough

Literary me when I see someone who's better than me.

YouTube telling me to touch grass.

When you overdose on internet:

Ah the internet...

This is why I bring my phone every time I use the bathroom. 😂

For a moment I thought those were cigarettes. Thank goodness it was just Pocky's. 💀

You good bro?

The hell is going on down down south of our border? I'm scared.

Very poor air quality over Ottawa due to wildfire smoke.

My lungs are scared.

garfield the cat is sitting on a pink pillow with his eyes closed and a sad look on his face . Alt: Garfield x86 64

Garfield

I love Canadian internet.

Me waiting for Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) to download after getting a server timeout error a third time in a row:

I created my own cloud server to avoid using Google, Microsoft, etc.

My family uses Windows on all of our PCs.

I am perfectly fine with no special needs or health issues.

I feel ya bro. 😦

By saying profanity and slurs at it I guess? 💀

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

a white cat with a surprised look on its face is sitting on a table . Alt: < demonic scream >

My cat when she doesn't get food for 0.001342 nano seconds:

Damn our birth date is only a couple months apart. Happy birthday!! May you have a long and fulfilling life. 🎂

Tom's Basement Creepypasta anyone?

a crab is crawling on a sandy beach Alt: Crab

Crab

Luna drinking water.

Don't forgot to hydrate yourself this summer.