Boneafide🇮🇱

It’s becoming clear that Donald Trump chose his cabinet members because he knew he could keep them loyal as long as he promised to keep a lid on the Epstein files. They are all implicated. They all desperately want to keep this hidden and would do Trump’s bidding to keep it so.

An Olympic athlete criticizing the policies of the US president is his right, his duty, and is patriotic.

A US president trashing an Olympic athlete who is overseas competing for his country is the fucking least patriotic thing in American president can do.

If you didn’t know, now you know.

If you believe this message was an attack on you or your side, you’re on the wrong side.

Trump posted more than 60 times last night between midnight and 2 AM. But the one post that was racist as fuck was posted by “a staffer.”

Get the fuck outta here.

If you posted this, you’d be fired without hesitation.

The president of the United States should be held to the same standard as you and me.

I don’t know if Don Lemon is guilty or not.

However, I do know that jailing a journalist seems to be the only slippery slope Republicans don’t care about.

If journalists being arrested and American citizens being summarily executed on the streets don’t piss you off, but Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl does, congratulations for being a useful fucking idiot. You get what you deserve.

I’m suing the United States Department of Government Efficiency, Donald Trump, and Elon Musk for $100 Billion for leaking and stealing my personal tax records.

That’s how this works, right?

Remember, don’t bring a firearm to a rally because it gives law-enforcement a reason to kill you, but also we need guns in our schools and we should arm teachers….

because Republicans are fucking morons.

President Trump railed against the 2nd Amendment yesterday and mirrored Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s comments that we should expect to be shot and killed for exercising our constitutional rights.

That should be getting more airtime on news networks, don’t you think?

I place no blame on Alex Pretti, the victim here, but it’s a known fact that simply being armed makes you five times more likely to be a victim of gun violence.

I don’t think people talk about this enough.

Nurses are special people, ICU nurses are the most elite of those special people, and ICU nurses who devote their lives and professional careers to the caring of veterans are godly. Keep that in mind.

So now we have unlimited access to Greenland, which we’ve had for more than 70 years, we alienated all of our friends and allies, we’ve significantly weekend NATO, and we’ve emboldened Putin and Xi.

So will a really smart MAGA person (I know) please tell me what we’ve gained?

Quick question:

If Donald Trump was intentionally trying to to tank our economy, destroy trust amongst our allies, embolden our enemies, sow civil discord and incite violence in American cities, what would he be doing differently?

If Dan Marino gave me his Gold Hall of Fame jacket to wear, that does not make me an NFL Hall of Famer. I bring this up for an obvious fucking reason.

If someone yells “pedophile protector” in a large room full of people, sometimes it can be difficult to know who they’re yelling that to. The way to spot the actual pedophile protector is by watching for who flicks off the person yelling.

The most shocking thing about this photo isn’t the fact that a sitting president is so brashly acting like fucking trash, but rather how goddam small his hands are.

F.B.I. Inquiry Into ICE Shooting Is Examining Victim’s Possible Ties to Activist Groups

If you belong to a Facebook group called “Fuck Trump,” they’ll use it justify your execution.

“I could deploy ICE agents to the middle of Fifth Avenue and have them shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters, ok?”

Motherfucker was right.

The people who were fervently opposed to carrying proof of vaccination not too long ago are now telling us that we should carry proof of citizenship at all times and comply with random law enforcement searches.

If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be murdered in cold blood by a rouge, bloodthirsty federal law enforcement officer, just know that the President, Vice President, and DHS Secretary will lie, smear, defame you, and piss on your grave rather than admit a mistake was made.

I feel like if Maduro had just been a better ‘man of the people’ and given his citizens what’s important to them, like a magnificent ballroom and the finest marble armrests for their theater seats, he would’ve had more widespread support and might still be in power.

The craziest thing about Trump’s new war with Venezuela is that he’s still in the Epstein files, there’s still ample credible evidence that he raped young girls, and there’s still a dead rape baby at the bottom of a lake that no one seems interested in investigating.

And this is exactly how newborns can be exposed to Hepatitis B and why every newborn needs to be vaccinated despite the status of the mother.

Thank you Mr. President for so eloquently demonstrating droplet disease transmission to infants for us.

“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.”

Apparently they also capture the really long blinks on video.

At this point there is far more credible evidence that Donald Trump raped a young girl and then threw his rape baby in a lake than there is that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was a member of MS-13. Why are we not talking about this more?

We should make it just a little bit harder to shoot up a classroom full of children.

Trump danced on the grave of Rob Reiner calling him “very bad for our country.” Reiner’s only crime was being critical of Trump, as his approval rating sits at 38%, meaning he would dance on the graves of 62% of his constituents.

How can we live under a president like that?

I’m sure there’s a really good explanation as to why Donald Trump’s face is printed on condoms inside the home of the most notorious pedophile in the history of this country.

A woman came in today and literally begged me to get her surgery done before the end of the year because she’s facing an insurance premium that’s tripleing in just a few weeks and she won’t be able to afford her insurance, nor her surgery, after January 1st. Thanks Republicans.