I walked down to the very good pizza place tonight. And walked home and had four slices.

And what shocks me most of all, I did it all by myself without the National Guard to even help me.

Think having a LGBTQ+ child means you failed as a parent? Actually, disowning that child means you failed as a parent!

I’m barely 2 episodes in to season 2 of secret lives of Mormon wives and Taylor needs to go no contact with her family, they have zero interest in her mental health or wellbeing.

Jasmine Crockett has a spine!

an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law

Crockett: Pam Bondi, if you have an issue with terrorism, maybe you should talk to your boss about locking back up those guys that he let out that participated in January 6th.

WHOA! Democrat Ro Khanna holds a town hall in VERY RED Bakersfield, California — and draws a HUGE CROWD on Sunday.

BREAKING: A court overturned Ohio's ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth.

This is a critical victory for trans rights.

The members of the Jan 6 Committee are all proud of our work.

Your threats will not intimidate us.

Or silence us.

Trump and Vance would NEVER, EVER, talk to Putin like that.

And everyone knows it.

I have airport disease.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.

Rep. Mark Alford (R-MO) answering a constituent's question about guns: I am willing to invest more money in mental healthcare...

Constituents: No! BOO!!!

Alford: I don't think we need more gun control. We need more self-control.

Constituents: BOO!!!!!!

Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."

Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."

Me: 😶

Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."

Me: 😮‍💨

Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.

It's the little things. Microdose hope.

Twitter/X is a dangerous propaganda site. It's beyond me why anyone is still there. I had deleted all my tweets and locked my account... but deleted it yesterday. Please leave Twitter, everyone.

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

🗣️ @jimacosta.bsky.social’s CNN exit sign-off:

SHOCKED 😒

What you can do Ten ways to resist Trump II

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BREAKING: A female student was killed in a shooting at a Nashville high school, and the 17-year-old shooter killed himself, police said. apnews.com/article/nash...

🇬🇧 @mrjamesob.bsky.social : “Tell him to go do it in Germany… or do it at work and see what happens…”

President Trump pardons Nazi & white supremacist that tried to overthrow the government.

Fascists look out for fascists.

The clock app is back but the sketchiness of how it disappeared and went away within 24 hours and the way they commented on it in the app leaves such a bad taste of boot in my mouth that I don't think I'll be using it anymore.

Most people on TikTok did not fall for Donald Trump’s stunt. They aren’t praising him at all in fact.

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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