Glenn Humphries

Me: "where do we get beef from?"
Benjy: "llamas"

Chickens coming home to roost.

When Amorim said he would play the kids, I wasn't expecting this.

Just seen the Rice free kicks. WOW. Better than prime Beckham.

6v6 tonight, and only had 10 minutes in goal due to injuries to others, but didn't concede!

Scored 4 in a 20-7 win, with a couple of nice finishes. Should have scored another 4 though.

Cunha, get the fuck out of our club.

“Touch my bum, don’t be shy.

Touch my bum, this is life.”

Alex Hartley is exactly what is needed as a pundit. She's spot on with everything she's said about both England Cricket teams.

Benjy tonight, whilst going to sleep: "Is Mankey a Pokémon?"

Me: "Yes, Baba."

Benjy: "Where are his fingers?"

Missed a few weeks, as I had cricket nets, but back at it this week.

Played outfield, and played really well. Scored 5 goals in a 16-8 win. Some nice finishes, but one goal conceded was my fault due to diving in.

Still aching 2 days later though. I'm old.

Thank fuck. It's only the FPL accounts and general sport accounts keeping me there. Need to cut the cord and this helps!

Sorry for not posting this earlier...

Here's my updated schedule spreadsheet.

I haven't added the possible DGW fixtures in GWs 33+36.

Newcastle vs Palace should move to GW33 if Newcastle reach the EFL Cup Final.

A model of how Ian in Bournemouth thinks Idiots Corner might look.

Quality work from Ian in Bournemouth, although the lamp broke in transit.

Poor management from Vitor Pereira there. Gomes was a walking Red all 2nd half.

Never a Red Card, but we'll take everything we can get! Come on Wolves!

Week 2, 5v5 this week and it was a 15-15 draw!

Slow start personally, as I didn't get warm, but probably only 1 actual error. I do need to get out quicker and lower when in 1v1 situations at an angle.

Had a 10 minute cameo outfield and scored a hat-trick.

Microsoft FORGOT to fix an issue I logged with them months ago, and told me they'd already fixed. After complaining, this is the response!

"You are fully right, this should not happen, but we all make mistakes, and I just can excuse me for this miserable handling."

Inevitable. Should have captained him...

Starting a thread to keep track of my football games this year!

1st Work MMF 6v6 of the year and we won 16-9. It was 3-1 halfway through, then everyone started to tire!

Whole game in goal for me, only one mistake for the final goal from me this week!

Best FPL account there is on Bluesky.

Just in from mammoth interview session to two bits of news. One that a DV perp got locked up because of something I did and that a vulnerable constituent had a a massive wrongful debt written off after our intervention. This is why I came to politics, this is why I'll just keep cracking on.

Oh go on. Gordon Brown. You could do one of the funniest things ever here...

How did she ever get to be PM?

Jesus Christ, the abuse that @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social is getting on Twitter is horrendous. Hope nothing happens to her. Elon Musk is a dangerous person.

Behind door 11 of the Mr Blobby photoshopped into films advent calendar

Two years in a row, Division Player of the Season! It's been a fun couple of years captaining this team! 😀

Fuck the Premier League man. Let's go back to the Championship, without VAR. We just get screwed by it all the time. Absolute joke.

I love you Matt Doherty.

That's a stone wall penalty...

One thing I'll say in O'Neil's defence. He's been screwed by referees and VAR so much.

Bye bye O'Neil. It's down to him that we can't defent set pieces. Got to be priority number 1 for the next man in.