simón.simón 🇨🇦

That’s not apple sauce in your panties, honey. That’s the real tea

bugs are so small. how do they even find each other

That was an episode of drag race

i’ve become a person who flosses daily….is the prefrontal cortex finally gracing me with her presence

Stopped eating most carbs back in Jan and tbh it’s super noticeable how much of post-food tiredness was caused by pasta and bread specifically.

if there’s anything in life you can be sure of is that someone will comment on the most AI video there ever was asking if it’s AI

bsky still just doesn’t hit the same as Twitter did. Even Twitter itself doesn’t anymore 😞

could rlly go for a cracker rn

how do people just have the PERFECT memes saved on their phones all the time, isn’t it exhausting?

I don’t know where people get cool clothes

This is off topic, don't hate me, But Jesus died for you. He died for our sins. And He loves you, He defeated Satan, And gave us the holy spirit. He is the king. Spreading the gospel. Jk I’m a heathen who is tired of seeing these comments on every tiktok

Some things should stay in the past. (I’m talking about Oblivion)

We’re recycling the twink death prompt? Again? Have we not learned from the past?

"twink death"

[before picture they're already muscled tf out]

she done already had herses ✨

we ALL know who won that lip sync 🤭

fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life

Today feels like a Friday and I REEEEALLY don’t want to work 😅

100% agree. No notes.

I’m just finishing book 7 of a ~20+ book saga that I want to finish by the end of 2025 and OOOFF. I’m already upset that I won’t ever be able to experience these for a first time again 🤯 #cosmere #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive #mistborn

You cannot convince me that Lady Gaga’s outfit inspo for her Coachella set wasn’t this

I’m so over the back and forth weather, if this keeps up I’m gonna do something drastic

I just LOOOOOVE losing all this money in my investments. It’s my kink and I’ve never been so turned on.

Feel like I've just been going through the motions a lot lately, work sleep, work, sleep

#8 is all millennials throwing the ✌️ for photos