Lady Dernhelm

Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something

Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something https://theonion.com/area-man-afraid-some-woman-might-come-out-of-the-woodwo-1820345646/

This is evil.

war perverts

Gross

Last night, Illinois passed two of the biggest pro-climate laws of 2025

In the final day of session, lawmakers voted for $1.5B in annual transit funding and passed the Clean & Reliable Grid Act

By passing these pro-affordability, pro-climate bills, they've shown what’s possible when states lead 🧵

$50,000: Sufficient incentive to treat fellow human beings this way

Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/

A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself

DOJ managed to spell Kat Abughazeleh's name wrong 3 of 9 times they use it in the same document

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You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.

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Trump announces plans to test nuclear weapons, just before meeting with China’s Xi The president said he wanted testing to occur “on an equal basis” with Russia and China, raising the pressure on Beijing as he prepared to meet his Chinese counterpart.

Breaking news: President Trump says he will direct the Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons “on an equal basis” with Russia and China.

The announcement signals a reversal of decades of United States nuclear policy.

We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services

Feds unseal felony indictment against Chicago-area political figures and hopefuls • The TRiiBE Democratic congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh, 40th Ward Chief of Staff Catherine Sharp and others now face felony impeding and impeding conspiracy charges, stemming from a protest at the Broadvi...

NEW — The DOJ claims the six surrounded a vehicle operated by an ICE agent as it approached the Broadview ICE facility “with the intent to hinder and impede [the agent] from proceeding to the [Broadview ICE facility] and discharging the duties of his office.”

thetriibe.com/2025/10/feds...

Judge Admonishes Border Patrol Leader for Tactics in Chicago Gregory Bovino, who has become a public face of President Trump's crackdown, was ordered to give the judge a daily report on the actions of his team. [pic of Bovino in tacticool gear looking like he just failed social studies] Jamie Kelter Davis for The New York Times

Full marks to the photo editor here
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/u...

*pours out a 40 for our primate pals*

How To Join ICE As Immigration and Customs Enforcement seeks to increase its presence across the country, the agency is actively recruiting new agents to carry out the Trump administration’s mass deportation campaign...

How To Join ICE

SNAP is probably the most effective federal dollar we spend in terms of long term domestic economic outcomes.

that isn’t why you should support it; you should support it because it is a moral imperative to feed the hungry.

but it’s why even a growth-oriented ghoul shouldn’t oppose it.

Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs WASHINGTON—Faced with ongoing budget crises, underfunded schools nationwide are increasingly left with no option but to cut the past tense—a grammatical construction traditionally used to relate all a...

Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs

The U.S. and the Philippines are the only two countries with a for-profit bail industry, says civil rights lawyer @equalityalec.bsky.social. The insistence that people in pre-trial detention pay to get out of jail leads to "millions of coerced guilty pleas" by poor people each year, he says.

On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer

Meanwhile, SNAP recipients get nothing for November.

Rahm Emanuel covered up the murder of Laquan McDonald by Chicago police

A left wing politics that is oriented around your rights and identity as an individual consumer instead of your responsibilities as a member of a social or political community is basically a left aesthetic pasted onto an internalized neoliberal ontology.

This is torture and murder.

Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy you used to send on a Crusade so he’d stop bothering you and die from incompetence

I am attracted to people of my gender. Also I am attracted to people not of my gender. That's two things, I guess. Sorta. Anyhow I usually go with "queer" when describing myself because it covers more ground. Why am I explaining myself to an Internet Stranger? JFC.

How Trump is Building a Violent, Shadowy Federal Police Force Trump's DHS appointees have dismantled civil rights guardrails, protected agents' anonymity and encouraged them to wear masks, threatened groups that stood in their way, and overwhelmed legal challenges to their arrests and tactics.

“ICE, their secret police, is their tool,” said Michelle Brané, a human rights attorney who directed DHS’ ombudsman office under Biden. “Once they have that power, which they have now, there’s nothing stopping them from using it against citizens.”

@davidmcswane.bsky.social @hannahallam.bsky.social

It's called bisexuality. Plenty of folks are attracted to more than one gender.

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”