Tom Bown

with my trains + hotel I have definitely Paid Too Much to watch it but it’s worth it

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

I am a card-carrying member of the International Brotherhood of Magicians. Is THIS their card? I know I have it in here somewhere.

has anyone ever actually seen sabrina doing any carpentry

haribo twin snakes on display at da cinema

snake, this is a snacking mission

If you own the season pass for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, you can make an actual Knuckles sandwich.

Photo of beloved Bluesky user Tom Bown and someone in a Peppa Pig costume

Selfie of beloved Bluesky user Tom Bown and someone in a Sonic the Hedgehog costume

Hung out with some good m8s today

Had a wonderful time seeing Laura Dern introduce a screening of Inland Empire on David Lynch’s birthday!!!!

what if: asdfmovie6-7 @tomska.bsky.social

Strange Kids 2 thru 6 listen eagerly as Strange Kid 1 grabs a stapler and a can of pepsi and says "look.. the stapler is me, and the pepsi is the babadook"

[watching jean renoir’s 1951 movie ‘the river’, widely considered a masterpiece] that baby’s got too much eyeliner on

this is actually my mantra

"up, up, and away!" don't be surprised to see some of your favorite comic book characters make the leap to the silver screen

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

na’vi kelsey grammar at dinner with his date around the table who he’s told he’s christian to: now who’s like to go round the table and thank eyw-… i mean say grace
na’vi david hyde pierce: maris has never shown any grace to me. not even on the night of our muntxa si

so glad I’m not the only person who uses 06 Wayne Rooney as their go-to rec from the Jim Legxacy album. what a great record!!

beautiful Bartees Strange pieces! Sober is such a good song idk how it didn’t make him huge

whoa! I wrote about a fantastic underscores song for I Enjoy Music. If you also Enjoy Music, perhaps you should click!

If ever there was a time to use this meme, it's now:

What a great headline

there’s a gun in the police car, she tries to get it out but it’s stuck

Four decades on, Juzo Itami's "Tampopo" remains unsurpassed as a wicked and delicious social commentary on Japanese society told through the lens of food. 👉 ebx.sh/pC51Lw

I saw a lot of people say it way before Andor premiered tbh, maybe not immediately but from around 2018 or so. I don’t get it at all, but it existed before the show did

fun movie fact: every time a human character wasn’t on screen in wall-e they were watching gummo on their lil tv

phone on dnd

YouTube video by Little Simz Little Simz - Gorilla (Official Video)

youtu.be/K7xzmkpwNoA

the main thing I miss about my old job is this song showing up when we were cleaning the screen, shoutout Lorena

I wish drugs made me good at things but i recently got stoned for the first time in a very long time and this was all I found in my notes the next morning

My beard is the longest it’s ever been and it’s getting all curly. I ain’t like that. I ain’t want no curly beard hairs. Just grow down so everyone knows I’m a real boy