I’m convinced Nick knew Alan was a Traitor, he just wanted the dramatic ending. #CelebrityTraitors

What an incredible come back by the US team, whatever happens now they’ve been unbelievable today! #RyderCup

#RyderCup 😂

Not sure what defenders are supposed to do when it’s a 4 on 2 situation!

Yeah was definitely that guy. You could see Semenyo was visibly shocked.

Has every political presenter forgotten the 2019 European parliament election. Or the 2015 general election? Or the 2022/23/24 local elections

Fragmentation IS NOT new. Disillusionment with the 'big two' parties IS NOT new

Johnson’s monkey paw, Brexit delivered his dream of becoming PM but destroyed his party and severely damaged his country in doing so.

The UK exports £360bn of goods to the EU, on which we now struggle with big non tariff barriers, compared to £60bn to the US. Imagine looking at this sh1tshow and thinking it vindicates Brexit in any way.

70 year wait is over for Newcastle fans. What a result. If only jamal khashoggi was alive to see it.

The last time Newcastle won a domestic trophy was before Jamal Khashoggi was born

They all want that lucrative Saudi league contract

at the end of the day, sportswashing was the winner, brian #thefootball

"something that doesn't work yet and requires massive capital expenditure and regulatory work, and has a perfectly decent competitor in the form of PEOPLE DRIVING THEMSELVES is going to generate revenue equal to ten times what WALMART brings in every year, go on invest with me..."

I'm out.

Exciting to watch Elon Musk pivot so elegantly from making his cars toxic to the demographic most likely to consider one, to making his Starlink a national security risk for all the governments who might have wanted it.

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

I dread to think what the cost of an open return is…

But then the gushing sense of relief when they say the cars ready to collect almost makes up for it!

Such a great point, good could still come from this. It was such a grotesque spectacle I believe it will act as a unifying force for the rest of the free world. It’s clear what needs to be done now, re-arm and become our own protectors independent from the US.

He was being told his own soldiers were fleeing the battlefield and he was forcing them to fight. How would it have looked back home if he had let that go unchallenged?

Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

Zelenskyy in that picture.

a man in a suit and tie says " serious people " ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " serious people "

Keir's on the phone to Trump - a man he probably despises - trying to salvage the situation because he knows US military aid can be shut off overnight and you're all worrying about his tweets.

I'm sorry but

COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.

Given I moan about government a lot it is worth saying how much better online digital transactions have got with most parts of it.

Just renewed my driving license in a couple of minutes and they took the photo from my passport one.

It won’t be long before they are watering their crops with Gatorade because it’s got electrolytes…

Why is the USA the only country in the world with bird flu H5N1 ripping through cattle herds?

Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.

That’s why. That’s literally the reason

www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

We’re getting close to the timeline where the US start watering their crops with Gatorade.