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2002 Venezuelan coup attempt - Wikipedia

If Trump really kidnapped Maduro, it's cactus-league George W. Bush antics. No one person runs a country. We found that out the hard way the last time we did this:

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Afghan national in custody after shooting of 2 National Guard members near White House An Afghan national has been accused of shooting two West Virginia National Guard members just blocks from the White House in a brazen act of violence.

Why is no one asking how an Afghan national from Bellingham, WA got a firearm in (or to) Washington, DC? Even US citizens don't know "where to find a guy" 3000 miles from home.

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This is how an idiot confesses to a crime: "The Democrats were Epstein's friends. All of them." Trump was a registered Democrat from August 2001 through September 2009.

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I deleted my account months ago. I don't drink at Nazi bars.

YouTube video by USA TODAY Full Mamdani acceptance speech: Winning NYC mayor election a 'mandate for change,' mayor-elect says

Mamdani wins. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQZ...

Flawless victory.

"Unprecedented" has become how the left says "woke". Same meaning ("anything I don't like").

Same tone deafness (the other side doesn't see it as negative).

Same smug self-assurance that one word can delegitimize anything.

Same tendency to make the speaker sound objectively dumber.

COLD HARD FACTS: 74% of political violence is perpetrated by far-right extremists. ONLY 4% is from left-wing extremism.

Do not be bullied, cowed, or shamed by bad-faith right-wing actors and MAGA that are blaming "liberals" and everyone who isn't MAGA for Charlie Kirk.

Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.

the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously

Does it seems a little odd that the party that violently attacked our capitol is suddenly outraged with political violence?

"I think it's worth (it) to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment." -Charlie Kirk, 2023-04-05

"I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk, 2022-10-22

This reminds me of getting burritos in Canada. I had two different places put kidney beans in them. Never again.

2.5 million people is more than a quarter of the population. The equivalent of more than 85 million people protesting on the same day in the United States.

By comparison, an estimated five million people joined USA No Kings Day protests.

It's literally this, and there are abundant studies on it in the medical literature.

Sorry man, the "hostile alien probe" story isn't real. :(

Trump threatens to cut Musk’s government contracts as their public feud escalates President Donald Trump is threatening to cut Elon Musk’s government contracts as their fractured alliance rapidly escalated into a public feud.

New mommy, please don't fight with weekend daddy...

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A Pakled from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Meme caption: Tariffs make money. Movies make money. Money makes us go. Trump should make a movie tariff.

This is who they are. President Pakled, everybody.

Pope Francis, first Latin American pontiff who ministered with a charming, humble style, dies at 88 Pope Francis died Monday morning, Cardinal Kevin Ferrell, the Vatican camerlengo, announced. “At 7:35 this morning, the Bishop of Rome, Francis, returned to the home of the Father.

I knew J.D. Vance was toxic, but...

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RFK Jr. Says People with Autism 'Will Never Pay Taxes, Hold a Job, Go on a Date,' Sparking Fierce Backlash Robert F. Kennedy Jr. came under fire for his claims about autism in his first press conference as Trump's secretary of health and human services on April 16. He claimed that children with autism will...

I got my PhD 10 years before I was diagnosed autistic, so I don't know what Brainworm Kennedy's on about, but ... sure, "potty training". Weird way of asking to be peed on, and very much not my thing, but good luck with those golden showers.

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What the fuck is with these AI generated action figures everywhere? You know what my action figure would be? A slightly tall middle aged guy typing vitriol into a laptop 'cause he thinks he's funny. My GI Joe code name is Cobra Keyboard Warrior.

Conan the Destroyer
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

How it started. How it’s going.

How it should've gone: Zelenskyy vs. Rapey Don (warning: clearly and obviously AI-generated)

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"We cannot leave the security of Europe in the hands of voters in Wisconsin every 4 years."

- France Minister for the EU

A gentle reminder to Trump's handlers:

"Cognitive decline may cause dementia patients to be more prone to yelling, making rude remarks, and even turning violent."

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Reference:

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I'm sorry that I do not have a diplomatic or "proper" response to what's going on. I just feel like a lot of people need their asses beat.

The time for words has passed.

Of course it is. He's always been a Nazi. Is anyone surprised?

A reminder that Facebook auto-transferred the official POTUS, VP, and First Lady accounts at noon Eastern time. Unless you really want to hear from Agent Orange, Mail-Order Melania, and that hedge-fund fake-hillbilly couch-fucker, go ahead, alt-tab over, and block all three.

No, it's gibberish. Banging, sure, but with someone whispering different gibberish in the background... which makes it exactly the dance equivalent of "symphonic black metal". If they used the words "black moon" a bit more I'd tell everyone it was a Bal-Sagoth cover.