seems legit
26.10.2025 21:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@humantorch.bsky.social
3 engineering managers in a trenchcoat at 1Password. chaotic neutral. talks about birds a lot. like, a LOT a lot. halifax-based. opinions mine. he/him.
seems legit
26.10.2025 21:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The curse is REAL
18.10.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's fine everything is fine
*smashes every computing device to bits, sweeps bits into a box, lights box on fire, moves to the woods forever*
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The "Amazon AI"
18.06.2025 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0> Oilers can't deal
All you needed to say
Bezos really is a whore for Trump these days, isn't he?
15.06.2025 01:37 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If they have nerves in game 5 in their second SCF in a row then they deserve to lose.
15.06.2025 01:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Florida Bettmans are in fine form tonight.
15.06.2025 00:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine him in a full body cast
15.06.2025 00:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it? I honestly get the feeling that dude is universally loved in Edmonton. I get that dude put in more effort than the entire franchise during the Decade of Darkness and respect for that but the forced puns are like nails on a chalkboard for me.
15.06.2025 00:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hockey is stupid anyways.
13.06.2025 01:03 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This fucking league, I swear to god.
10.06.2025 01:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm guessing watching Skinner front-crawling his way to the blue line on the first goal sure didn't inspire any confidence in his teammates.
10.06.2025 01:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh the first goal was hot garbage.
10.06.2025 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That second goal? Come on, Verhaege had about two inches of space to squeeze the puck in and he placed it perfectly. I'm no Skinner apologist but tough to blame him on that one.
Anyways the whole team is playing like boiled ass and the refs have their heads up Bettman's ass again.
what if we kissed on the severed floor
08.06.2025 19:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ngl a Biblically Accurate Large Magellanic Yuffie would become the new God I worship.
07.06.2025 16:32 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0High five, fellow Easterling. I'M SO TIRED.
07.06.2025 04:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought that until I got skill-checked back to the Stone Age by Balteus.
30.05.2025 10:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I got this with AUDIO a year or so back and let me tell you if we could power the earth with pure smugness I would have solved world hunger that day.
11.05.2025 09:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've barely watched any Oilers hockey all year because I just don't care any longer but I turned the game on just in time to realize that Stuart Skinner is still a terrible goalie so that's nice.
11.05.2025 01:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hate everything. Burn this world to the ground, we've ruined it.
07.05.2025 14:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're all fucking doomed, aren't we.
28.03.2025 18:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@feedly.com will Feedly on iOS ever support zooming in to images? That seems like such incredibly basic functionality that's been missing for years and is why I still use Feedly Classic.
13.03.2025 12:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why is Elon dressing like the fucking Unabomber for a cpac interview? It's not only sad that the American Nazi movement exists in the first place but also that it is being led by such a *dork*.
21.02.2025 02:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But prominently on the white robes and hoods they put on after work
20.02.2025 00:30 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is gospel truth and it won't happen while Bettman is around because he has zero interest in making the NHL a watchable product.
13.02.2025 11:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gotta find a way to let Dumbfuckistan have Alberta.
13.02.2025 11:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We'll see how much of Joe McDavid channels when he scores 4 goals in tonight's game.
13.02.2025 01:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm assuming McDavid and Crosby don't want to play together so they scored as quickly as possible to get off the ice.
13.02.2025 01:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0