Black Francis

Thank you. We really enjoyed playing for you. Best job in the world. Thanks for all your patronage.

straight up evil motherfuckers

Praise be to Neptune for U.S. District Judge Mae D’Agostino!

Oh mike. You are such a little shit.

Heh heh

Tres bon

Honest cafe conversations.

Q "What are in the hashbrowns besides potatoes?"

A "I don't know; they come from the factory."

Q "What do you cook here?"

A "We fry the fritters."

Currently scanning the stream for the inevitable “Liar’s Dividend” deep-fake defense re: incriminating evidence.

How legit is rumor that top Kkkeystone Kops are now housed at Ft. Mcnair and Anacostia-Bolling?

Congratulations to Mr. Ernest Evans PKA Chubby Checker!

Probably just wishful rumours. But some talk of new Paolo Conte recordings in 2026. The guy is fucking amazing.

All the grift and various evils aside, has there ever been a public figure who has whined and moaned to this degree? Who? When? Where?

Name these animals; draw a clock.

Fucking hell.

Chatbot Gemeni couldn't provide answer, suggested a couple research days and would get back to me. We made an appoinment for this research reveal.

chill zone

chill zone

PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵

Hummingbirds are jerks. Heh heh. Most interesting thing I've read today.

Mike. Your hair is neat. Your suit is pressed. And when you open your mouth everyone knows you are full of shit.

These assholes have gotta go.

Thank you for the correction! Oops

Reporter: "The president is unhinged; that performance in front of the generals..."

Mike Johnson: "I didn't see it".

Listen to these absolute pricks; they get such a giggle out of saying the phrase "secretary of war".

I'd bet a sack of silver that this military pizza party that man-with-the-drink-problem is hosting in Virginia is simply a show of control and a taking of military leadership temperature. More setting up for the coup of the cuckoos.

Hakumai.

jeezus h khrist. toss. the. bum.

for chrissake throw the bum out

sinclair filter

I've had a lovely and insanely relaxing 24 hours here in beautiful Chicago. But now it's time for the song and dance and get it down the road to St. Louis, try to find some birria.

A hotel with a laundry room is so, so fine. There is a clothes line in my bus.

I was not expecting to find such fine birria tacos in downtown Birmingham, Alabama. Thank you nice Birria lady! Getting psyched for Mexican Independence Day in Chicago! #Mexicanfood #Mexico #aujus #unostacos