Shouldn't he be wearing drag? Only drag queens do this, right?
Right?
@patrickgilmore.bsky.social
Shouldn't he be wearing drag? Only drag queens do this, right?
Right?
I get politicians lying, acting hypocritically, etc. But this is supposed to be a very religious person. He is acting very very un-Christ-like.
In all seriousness, does he believe Jesus would approve of his actions? What mental gymnastics does he have to go through to rationalize this?
Your marketing team needs a raise.
06.10.2025 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mr. Schumer, or actually whoever is in charge of your social media, more of this please. Much better than your usual.
03.10.2025 22:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, the solid (ish) lines in the hour are the defining characteristic.
27.09.2025 23:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I might be naive, but why does the animation change the dots in times before the "present" in this animation?
27.09.2025 23:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ms. Jong-Fast: I think you are quite intelligent and I like most of the things you have to say. But this was not very bright. There is nothing to worry about.
It is absolutely going to get a lot stupider.
It is a strange world when I agree with Rand Paul
07.09.2025 05:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We do. It is whatever font @kenwhite.bsky.social is using at that moment.
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And you said "oh fuck" when he did?
01.09.2025 03:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If only the washing machine had, oh, I don't know, a buzzer or bell when it was done? π
30.08.2025 19:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good job on doing the laundry. Better job graphing it. π
30.08.2025 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0First time any team in the league has scored 19 or more three days in a row since.... 1861?
30.08.2025 05:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you read the captions?
He said βitβs my heritage!β but the captions read βI love bland foodβ.
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18.08.2025 00:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literally should not literally mean the opposite of literally.
I will die in this hill.
As @thetnholler.bsky.social said:
I would love to play poker with that 13%.
Isn't she the daughter of James Comey?
16.07.2025 22:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would just point out that if Mr. Biden has done more bad shit, maybe scotus would have helped more. The are more red dots on the right than the left!
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Is it so cute you think they need an injection to be stupid.
05.07.2025 18:08 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A small but (IMHO) important variation on a Fourth of July essay I read every year.
And every year I keep getting something in my goddam eye.
If you do not know, just search up "fortunate son meaning".
The Onion could not have written something more ironic.
Congrats @eldomador.bsky.social. You deserve recognition for your work.
Your analysis is always deep, thourough, expert, and well done.
What.
The.
Actual.
FUCK!!!!!!!!
Bsky needs a π― react.
Plus I would love love love to see a Stranger adaptation.
Google adds:
The Brain Eaters (1958): This film's connection is complex; Heinlein sued the filmmakers claiming plagiarism based on his novel "The Puppet Masters". They settled out of court, and Heinlein requested his name not be associated with the film due to his dissatisfaction with it.
Holy shit. There is a Wikipedia page. Because of course there is :
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Has a new one : Destination Moon. But it is Japanese.