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@lachwen.bsky.social

She/her. Husband, two cats, existential dread. Bad at social media.

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A screencap from Google Maps of the area near Lassen Volcanic National Park.  At the center of the map is a marked hiking trail titled "Bumpass Hell."

A screencap from Google Maps of the area near Lassen Volcanic National Park. At the center of the map is a marked hiking trail titled "Bumpass Hell."

I...don't think I'd want to go hiking there.

14.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Driving up to Oregon to visit the family. Mt. Shasta looks nice.

14.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As a comic book reader who was taught heroes often dress up as animals, I feel very validated by the Frog Guy in Portland

12.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dang there is so much magic in every moment. incredible

12.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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@sdpnsports.bsky.social If y'all haven't seen it yet, the Sharks have something for Fat Guy Corner.

11.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That hair is so fuckin cute.

10.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Racism.

09.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The current bid is now high enough that the website is expressing it in scientific notation.

08.10.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Darlington Nagbe

Darlington Nagbe

Michael Nanchoff & Darlington Nagbe

Michael Nanchoff & Darlington Nagbe

Darlington Nagbe

Darlington Nagbe

Darlington Nagbe

Darlington Nagbe

A legendary player, golden in green πŸ’›πŸ’š

Forever part of Portland’s story πŸ‘

07.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, yeah. It's an LLM. Those things are programmed to tell you what an answer to your query is *likely to sound like,* not what the answer to your query *is.*

08.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Portland gonna Portland.

www.koin.com/news/politic...

02.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our cats Tevvy ONLY ever chases his tail while in the bathtub.

I dont pretend to understand it but I love it.

29.09.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just picked up this workbench from a garage sale for ten bucks.

28.09.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you should buckaroo. it took an unfathomably infinite amount of variables to bring you to this exact moment over trillions and trillions of years you are the end result of mind bending cosmic rarity and you wield that radiant uniqueness through everything that you do

27.09.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 387    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
An aluminum drink can labeled "Pricklee Cactus Water." It is yellow with an exaggerated depiction of a cactus.

An aluminum drink can labeled "Pricklee Cactus Water." It is yellow with an exaggerated depiction of a cactus.

It's the quenchiest!

25.09.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who else survived the rapture?

23.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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well that escalated quickly

24.09.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13714    πŸ” 3894    πŸ’¬ 1674    πŸ“Œ 707

Just a friendly reminder that the preseason only matters when your team wins.

23.09.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a terrifying chapter in US history. Right now. Today.

17.09.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 571    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
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Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time

14.09.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2752    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 435
A bright pink dahlia flower in dappled sunlight, with other plants visible in the background.

A bright pink dahlia flower in dappled sunlight, with other plants visible in the background.

My grandmother loved to garden. She was always happiest when she was out in the yard, tending to her plants. So when she passed three years ago and I was asked if I wanted anything of hers, I requested a hardy plant that could be brought down here and put into my own yard.

Still blooming, Gramma. ❀️

13.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly love it when writers talk about writing like β€œwhen I write I put God on a donkey the size of a roller rink and I thread his beard with McDonald’s receipts” like what but I love it but what

13.09.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Boat: Welcome aboard

Plane: Thank you for flying with us

Train: Hey, soul sister

12.09.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

The difference between asking an AI to fix your problems and a Witch is that the Witch is real

11.09.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
A framed painting of Bowzer in his MarioKart vehicle on a red background.

A framed painting of Bowzer in his MarioKart vehicle on a red background.

I won a donation prize from #SGDQ 2024 and it finally arrived today! And since it was signed I OF COURSE looked up the artist and she's from my old hometown???? Thank you @marlowedobbe.com and thank you Prize Wizard!

11.09.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Husband harvested the jalapeΓ±os from our plant and had enough to make exactly one bottle of hot sauce. Made with smoked garlic, peach and balsamic vinegar. Even as someone who doesn't really like spicy stuff I gotta say this is damn tasty.

10.09.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only true 90s kids will know that 'nostalgia' is a combination of words meaning "homecoming" + "pain."

09.09.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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His military flyover of the Epstein Survivor's Press Conference was like when a little kid puts their fingers in their ears, saying "Nyah, nyah, nyah I can't hear you!"!
Pathetic, hugely expensive & hilariously ineffective.

#TerrifiedOfTheEPSTEIN_Files 😨

06.09.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 26170    πŸ” 6013    πŸ’¬ 1235    πŸ“Œ 304

"Somewhere in Nevada..."

07.09.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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